Can you think of some books that will never be written?
I have a couple.
Making Marriage Work-by Tiger Woods
Hunting Safety:The Dos and Don’ts of Handling firearms in wooded areas-by Dick Cheney.
Successful Investing and its Rewards-by Bernard Madoff
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How to become a Wiccan – by Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
How to save yourself for marriage by Paris Hilton
Equestrian do’s and don’ts by Christopher Reeve.
How to romance,love a woman and treat her like a queen by OJ Simpson
@Chazmaz. Ok I laughed and I feel bad for doing it!
A Brief Compendium of German Philosophy
The Collected Wit of Idi Amin (Abridged Version), Vol. 92
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful by co-authors Rosie O’Donell and Susan Boyle
*with nude pix!
How To Solve The Global Financial Crisis In 5 Simple Steps by George W Bush.
How To Love God and Live a Fulfilled Christian Life by Richard Dawkins.
How To Talk Like A Black Person by Queen Elizabeth the Second.
How Awesome Is Heaven by Oral Roberts
Lose Weight Now,Ask Me How-Ralphie May
Whoever commended my answer: You betcha!<grin>
The Kama Sutra revisited by Judge Judy with pix !!
Toning It Down and Staying Alive by Billy Mays
The Art of Dicktation by John Bobbit.
How To Take A Punch by Rihanna
“Why I was wrong with Creationism” – Kent Hovind.
Counting Past Four by George W. Bush
Hunting knife buyer’s guide by OJ Simpson !
How to Live a Normal Life When Your Career Soars by Michael Jackson
The Key to a Successful Marriage – By Tiger Woods
How to Earn Your High School Diploma Instead of Spreading Your Legs To Get it by Paris Hilton.
How to be Funny by Carrot Top
Me, Jesus & a Whole Lot of Pussy by Ted Haggard
How to Make the Perfect Operating System by Microsoft
How to Make a Movie by Uwe Boll
Your child & pool parties a safety guide by Tommy Lee. The Jesus Diaries by J.H.Christ. How to drive your man wild in bed by Barbara Bush. The beginners guide to Alzhei…. what’s that I forgot what i was saying! by Ronald Reagan. My life as a speak & spell voice by Stephen Hawking. My penis in bondage by Dick (Chainy) Cheney.
The Consumer Guide for Crack Pipes by Marion Barry.
How to Lose Weight by Homer Simpson
Say No to Drugs! by Lindsay Lohan
This is one of those questions which I could answer for days, SO many possibilities I think my head is gonna explode.
My Torrid love affair with Rosie O’Donell by Donald Trump
@Pretty_Lilly Actually, I’m keeping my eyes peeled for that one. I hope it’s a picture book. ;)
@Vunessuh I will be a scratch and sniff book!
I think some of these suggestions are actually ‘books that should never be written’!!!
My Life as a Hobo – Bill Gates
The evils of sex with little boys – Catholic Priest
@75movies I think you mean Me, Jesus & a Whole lot of Cock by Ted Haggard.
@Pretty_Lilly Dang really? Then all we have to do is follow the smell to the nearest book store.
@ragingloli I think that book was in the process of being ghost written by Michael Jackson before his death.
1.I love Americans, by terrorists.
2.How to sneak into America and fool everyone into thinking you are legal. By and illegal immigrant still faking citizenship.
3. How you can scam welfare and recieve several checks from several different states, by a former or current welfare scammer.
4. How to cheat on your wife and fool her by a current married cheater.
5. I’m really not gay, by Liberache.
The Ancient Art of Self Bondage by David Carradine
How to Take Care of Your Parents in their Old Age by Lizzie Borden
How to Get Things Done by the United States Senate
How to Enjoy the Theatre by Abe Lincoln
Staying Sober by Blondesjon
Wallflower by Blondesjon
Whatchu Talkin’ ‘Bout Willis? by Emanuel Lewis
How to make good listenable music by Lady Gaga
“The Joy of Flying” by John F. Kennedy Jr.
@HumourMe No no no. He will write the one you speak of.
A Young Girl’s Menagerie of Venereal Horrors
The Joy of Cooking by Jeffery Dahmer
Advanced Quantum Mechanics by Sarah Palin
Tolerance by Bill Maher and Bill O’Reily
My Dad Taught Me Everything I Needed To Know About Fisting by Laila Ali
Wait a second… I guess she could write this one.
@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Looks like you gave this one some thought. LOL
Good One.
@75movies , ewwweee. LOL, but I got it.
@janbb I love the second Book. I would buy that for a laugh. I thought that was the best answer yet. LMAO
DanBamBam’s fun filled, most interesting, biography :)
Makeshift products to use in lieu of KY-Jelly by OJ Simpson
How to romance an African-American Woman by Tiger Woods
My Giant Cock by Gloria Steinem with a foreward by Georgia O’Keefe.
How to Earn Respect by Rodney Dangerfield
How to seek higher education and become a Proctologist while in prison by OJ Simpson.
If the glove don’t fit, i must be a hit!
How to Win Friends and Influence People by Osama Bin Laden
Fight Club by Mahatma Gandhi
The Red Badge of Courage by George W. Bush foreward by William Jefferson Clinton
Living Incognito-The Gosselin Family with foreward by Heidi and Spencer Pratt
Cocks and Knots by David Carradine
@LexWordsmith : Better would have been,
“If the glove do fit, i’ll be a hit.”
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