Where do testicles go on a snowman?

Ground.

Need an extra carrot too ;)

I do not understand why a snowman would need genitalia.

They would go near the upper third of the bottom ball of snow.

Since he is a Snow“man” ; I guess he does need a set…

Probably about 8–10 incehes below the belly button…. along with a cucumber . (Carrots are just too thin !)

To the coal bin.

Frosty is more like a one cell organism. He has no genitalia. He’s gender neutral.

Up inside… because he’s so damned cold!

In the snow blower ;)

What’s really important is to make sure they hang unevenly. You want to be as realistic as possible, I assume.

@HighShaman – Nah it needs to be a carrot, need shrinkage because of the cold!

Up,up and away..it’s cold out ;)

just measure the height of your average “snowblower ”

This should help you determine where to put them.

If ya’ don’t know by now…..

She found them LOL!!!!

just under canada ,, thats the “snowbelt”

Wow… Frosty’s been circumcised. I didn’t know he was Jewish.

You can have my serving of rocky mountain snowman oysters.

this is what i think http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fuckwinter.jpg

Well when you give a snow“man” breasts they go on the upper half of the second ball, so I think testicles should go between the second and third ball. The bottom ball replaces legs, right?

I’m not Jewish….. um nevermind. ;P

@The_Anonymous_Witch That’s how I feel about it too!!! LMAO!!!

In his armpits to keep them warm.

@Silhouette lol, wtf?

@Axemusica Haven’t you ever put your hands in your armpits to warm them up? I think it would keep a snowmans balls warm too.

Most men would want you to put your hands on their balls to keep them warm, keep the armpits out of the equation. LOL!!!

@Silhouette yea, your hands, but when is the last time you’ve seen any creature be able to put their marbles there?

@PretentiousArtist How else are they going to make baby snowpeople?

Snow men have snow balls, don’t they?

They’re hiding in Santas sac

@Axemusica You’d be surprised at the strange places I’ve seen a guy try to put his balls.

I would think that he’d be sitting on them.

No no no. You have to put it under his wood. The hard one.

I would say after the last button on the bottom.

@janbb the last I checked they had 3
but I would say that the snowman anatomy would sit inside cause he has to be child friendly

I don’t know about Frosty’s balls
but you certainly have huge cohones.

put a bird there…. a “woodpecker ”

if you use a stick… make sure it’s “mourning wood ’ and you should ” viagrathane” it.

If I put balls on a snowman, I’d use some blue food coloroing on them to make them blue balls.

oh shit , i got confused and put the snowman on my balls . WOW THATS COLD ! .

@SABOTEUR ~^cojones ;)

@Silhouette I guess lol

Between his ^ICICLES* of course!