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Where do testicles go on a snowman?

Asked by Ansible1 (4831points) December 20th, 2009

If you were gonna give Frosty some balls they’d go on lowest, largest snowball right? But would you put them dead center? a little low, towards the bottom? Towards the top close to the middle snowball? Anyone take snowman anatomy?

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pjanaway's avatar

Ground.

Need an extra carrot too ;)

PretentiousArtist's avatar

I do not understand why a snowman would need genitalia.

marinelife's avatar

They would go near the upper third of the bottom ball of snow.

HighShaman's avatar

Since he is a Snow“man” ; I guess he does need a set…

Probably about 8–10 incehes below the belly button…. along with a cucumber . (Carrots are just too thin !)

CMaz's avatar

To the coal bin.

Pandora's avatar

Frosty is more like a one cell organism. He has no genitalia. He’s gender neutral.

hearkat's avatar

Up inside… because he’s so damned cold!

Axemusica's avatar

In the snow blower ;)

AstroChuck's avatar

What’s really important is to make sure they hang unevenly. You want to be as realistic as possible, I assume.

pjanaway's avatar

@HighShaman – Nah it needs to be a carrot, need shrinkage because of the cold!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Up,up and away..it’s cold out ;)

The_Anonymous_Witch's avatar

just measure the height of your average “snowblower ”

AstroChuck's avatar

This should help you determine where to put them.

Polly_Math's avatar

If ya’ don’t know by now…..

The_Anonymous_Witch's avatar

just under canada ,, thats the “snowbelt”

Seek's avatar

Wow… Frosty’s been circumcised. I didn’t know he was Jewish.

azlotto's avatar

You can have my serving of rocky mountain snowman oysters.

sliceswiththings's avatar

Well when you give a snow“man” breasts they go on the upper half of the second ball, so I think testicles should go between the second and third ball. The bottom ball replaces legs, right?

Axemusica's avatar

I’m not Jewish….. um nevermind. ;P

Shemarq's avatar

@The_Anonymous_Witch That’s how I feel about it too!!! LMAO!!!

Silhouette's avatar

In his armpits to keep them warm.

Silhouette's avatar

@Axemusica Haven’t you ever put your hands in your armpits to warm them up? I think it would keep a snowmans balls warm too.

Shemarq's avatar

Most men would want you to put your hands on their balls to keep them warm, keep the armpits out of the equation. LOL!!!

Axemusica's avatar

@Silhouette yea, your hands, but when is the last time you’ve seen any creature be able to put their marbles there?

LeotCol's avatar

@PretentiousArtist How else are they going to make baby snowpeople?

janbb's avatar

Snow men have snow balls, don’t they?

ucme's avatar

They’re hiding in Santas sac

Silhouette's avatar

@Axemusica You’d be surprised at the strange places I’ve seen a guy try to put his balls.

syz's avatar

I would think that he’d be sitting on them.

Bugabear's avatar

No no no. You have to put it under his wood. The hard one.

Freedom_Issues's avatar

I would say after the last button on the bottom.

shego's avatar

@janbb the last I checked they had 3
but I would say that the snowman anatomy would sit inside cause he has to be child friendly

SABOTEUR's avatar

I don’t know about Frosty’s balls
but you certainly have huge cohones.

The_Anonymous_Witch's avatar

put a bird there…. a “woodpecker ”

The_Anonymous_Witch's avatar

if you use a stick… make sure it’s “mourning wood ’ and you should ” viagrathane” it.

Shemarq's avatar

If I put balls on a snowman, I’d use some blue food coloroing on them to make them blue balls.

The_Anonymous_Witch's avatar

oh shit , i got confused and put the snowman on my balls . WOW THATS COLD ! .

Axemusica's avatar

@SABOTEUR ~^cojones ;)

@Silhouette I guess lol

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

Between his ^ICICLES* of course!

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