If jesus rose from the dead, is he a Zombie?

Only if he eats brains, that is what truly makes one a zombie.

Yes. And he’s eaten a lot of brains since.

At the time, its not what the script called for.

He’s a magical flying psychic space zombie, to be precise.

As I understand it Zombies require a decaying body, after 2000 years it is dust

his followers eat his flash and drink his blood sounds like a zombie cult to me

Was he corporeal when he rose? Or in spirit form? I was never clear on that.

@mrentropy He returned to corporeal form assuming you believe the story.

If he’s jamming with Colin Blunstone, Rod Argent, Chris White, and Hugh Grundy he most certainly is.

Zombies are, in a way, a species under the genus Undead, and Jesus is most certainly undead. He would either have to be a ghost, a vampire, a lich, or a form of animated biomass. The only thing that makes sense is animated biomass.
So basically, yes, Jesus is a zombie.

Whose brain would Jesus snack on?

@AustinusMaximus you forgot jedi because well he flies he can move stuff with his mind etc.

@coolbeans I figured magic and psychic would cover, but hell throw Jedi in too, not like it’ll make it any less absurd.

I would have to say yes

He is a symbol of re-birth. To be “born again” is to die to the past, start anew.

To put it simply, yes.

no, He’s not a blood sucker w/fangs. Or is that something else? Dracula. I can’t think of the definition of zombie

NO