How can I shock people?

Troll

You can get some good training at some dungeons, but you need to do your homework, because it does require good training. (Maybe you are trolling, but I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt.)

Two in the pink, one in the stink. That’s the shocker.

Buy a Van de Graaff generator, charge yourself with static electricity, make sure you are not grounded (wear rubber shoes) and go shake hands >:D

Why in the world would you WANT to do this? What a ridiculous idea! Good God.

@jbfletcherfan If this isn’t a troll, it’s for sexual purposes. Chacun a son gout.

There was a game I played in Europe once that was just like Operation but when you hit the edge with the tweezers it would shock you. Me and my friends would play it and not tell new players that it would shock them, so that was pretty fun. You could turn it off too if you wanted.

God, I’m old. The sex thing never occurred to me. Would any of you mind explaining the terms please? What is “Chacun a son gout.”? What is…ahem..“Two in the pink, one in the stink.”? I got the feeling that THAT one was somehow sexual, but I didn’t get it.

Chacun a son gout basically means to each his own, in French. The pink is vaginal, the stink is anal.

get a disposable cam, one that comes with a flash, take the thing apart and rewire it in to a makeshift taser

alternatively you could take apart a hot water boiler unit, a gas one, they have sparkplug type things in them that give a decent zap. or you can take apart a click lighter and get a mini sparker from there.

source: 12 years experience as a class clown

@Trillian I think we’re better off not. This is one of those questions that’s going down the crapper in a hurry. where’s that “stop following” button?

@ragingloli FUCK YES PIKASHOES

Your luck that I an here!

@ragingloli Does that really work? It would be sweet! except for the price.

Your lucky that I am here!

@ragingloli Does that really work? It would be sweet! except for the price.

Some things I will never understand.

@pdworkin, ok, but why two and one?

I have no idea. Why not ask the person who posted that?

Isn’t that what a violet wand is for?

Well, I’ve had great success with randomly saying startling, unsettling things to strange…
Oh, that kind of shock. Well. Hm.
Classically, you shuffle your feet on carpet. Works best when it’s pretty dry..

@pdworkin, sorry. I guess I asked you because you answered the first time. I thought it must be some saying that you were familiar with.

OK SERIOUSLY!!! IF YOU DONT HAVE AN ANSWER THAN DONT BOTHER!!

When they are walking in the park suddenly jump out at them from behind the bushes and snarl at them.

@lexipoorocks: PLease raise your voice. I didn’t hear that.