NSFW(well you never know it might offend someone!) What would be the funniest song to have sex to?

In a New York Minute

Closer by NIN.

The Crab Louse – Lords of Acid

The Benny Hill theme song

@Mike_Hunt ..is heaving!! Massive pressure to keep up with that tempo,i’d be finished in a Milton Keynes minute!! :¬D

Clarence Carter’s Strokin’

Is it in My Head? – The Who

Hold On, I’m Comin’

I’m a Slave 4 U – Britney Spears

The Ding Dong Song- Gunther

@janbb I’d have to reach for the pause button a couple of times on that one~

the bad touch, bloodhound gang

@JONESGH ohhhhhhhh you touch my tra la la

Mother – Pink Floyd

If having a little alfresco fun, “She’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes”

@uberbatman mmm my ding ding dong

Kung Fu Fighting

It Only Takes a Minute

@tinyfaery It was far from frightening.

I’m think that “Mother” would kill the mood and that all things would come to a stop.

Muskrat Love by The Captain & Tennille

or

Wot? by Captain Sensible

The Hokey Pokey

@bvdshec17 I’ve had sex to that song!! Disclaimer: It wasn’t my playlist. When it came on I remember vaguely thinking “I should get up and change the song, I will never live down having sex to Britney Spears.” I never got out of bed to change it though… Can you really blame me?

My suggestion is anything by Weird Al. That I would get out of bed to turn off!!

In out in out you shake it all about, otherwise known as the withdrawal method of contraception. Fun but requires immense willpower~

the chicken dance or the mock her vag ina

Chuck Berry’s My Ding-a-Ling

For those into B&D- Please Release Me

The safe sex song or

If you’re into it – Flight of the Conchords

”You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel”

-Bloodhound gang

Lime in the Coconut By one of my all time faves Harry Nillson.

Harry also did this one which might also be appropriate You’re Breaking My Heart so f’ck you

Staying Alive

Bang – Armchair Cynics

Humpty Dance by Digital Underground
My Dick by Mickey Avalon
Babies got back by Sir Mix Alot
Pussy Control by Prince
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer by dr. elmo
Let’s get drunk and screw by Jimmy Buffet
Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash
Circus Music

I’m On A Boat by The Lonely Island

@limeaide : HAHAHA! I really like “Like a Boss” by The Lonely Island

Accidentally and almost did, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

I think going at it to Blue Danube would be good. Has a nice building up tempo.

Two candidates for the best song;

Light My Fire – the Doors (the long version)
Bolero by Ravel

Hump de Bump – Red Hot Chili Peppers

Gay Bar – Electric Six

Rubber Ducky – Ernie… ;;>.>

I feel dirty just typing that…

Tainted Love. The beat would actually be good, the lyrics not so much..

Chit Chitty Bang Bang, or maybe that would just be the most annoying.

Thank you very much by the Scaffolds

Bat out of hell????

Meatloaf Paradise by the Dashboard Light would be a downer, figuratively and perhaps literally.

Come Together.

the beatles

@holden: I think sex to “Closer” would be way more hot than it’d be funny!

Fuzzy by The Incredible Moses Leroy

Go Go Power Rangers.

Ave Maria

The theme song to Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Love Stinks by J. Giles or Love Hurts by Nazareth. Detachable Penis would probably be pretty funny too.

I gotta say @Simone_De_Beauvoir‘s idea of Ave Maria is a great one – almost any hymn would be incredibly disconcerting during intercourse! Following @aprilsimnel‘s train of thought, the Barney Theme Song would be a poor choice as well.

@SuperMouse I LOVE the Detachable Penis song!

Along the same lines, I’m guessing “It’s a Small World After All” would be counter-productive?

The Dildo Song

isn’t it obvious?

@fundevogel I could definitely have some bangin’ sex to that!

@sjmc1989 I’d give it a go, but I’m afraid I couldn’t have sex and listen to that song at the same time. I’m sure I’d be derailed by the absurdity.

@fundevogel Yes true, but I think that this one would make me absolutely lose it!

@sjmc1989 Well be fair, that’s not a sex song. That song was made for good ‘ol fashioned gasoline fights.

@limeaide not to put too fine a point on it, but that Jimmy Buffet song is ”Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw!”

“We all live in a yellow submarine; Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine. We all live in a yellow submarine, Yellow Submarine ”
You could also kick it Soviet style with this.

How about Verb ?

Listen, think about the topic of the thread, and don’t watch the cartoon

Make sure you listen to the whole thing, the ending is fly!

The Witch Doctor by David Seville! Oooh Eee Oooo Ahh Ahh! Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang!

Agadoo!

@ElleBee Thanks for mentioning that song, I hadn’t heard it before. It’s a keeper. :)
@Yetanotheruser Ah yes, I was on a roll and never went back to check all my titles, thanks!

Poker Face.

I think Business Time would be great to strip to.

I freakin’ love those guys!