Has anyone ever wanted to send their inner-child away to an orphanage for adoption?

Nope its just who I am. Sometimes my inner child says exactly what I wanted to say but the adult me is too sometimes too nice.
And sometimes the inner child just needs to breathe so I can relax a little. If I hold it all in than BUBBA comes out and thats not pretty.

No way! I need it! Inner children are good for writers…

I just disciple mine when she gets out of hand – no chocolate for a month.

I have two inner children and they only play with each other.

Remember the ultimate tip: when in doubt, ductape usually works.

Ha, I remove myself and the child away from others and in the vicinity of my own children who understand that sort of stuff.

I’m way ahead of you.

@AstroChuck Jealous!! I only have one :(

I let my inner-child jump on the bed AND throw tantrums. I figure she won’t grow up, so I might as well let her have some fun.

depends on it’s nature

Some are harnessed with high doses of haldol, others work with a little lithium.

Fear has its place too.

For the ultimate high, find another likeminded individual and suppress all but your inner child, preferably with a set of skis on.

I think my inner child is gone already. Haven’t seen her in years.

Never.
If I’d get rid of my inner child, there wouldn’t be much left of me.

I love candy, I don’t want to go to bed, I model myself after heroes from TV and video games, and I’m easily distracted by shiny objects.

thanks everybody for the fun suggestions… and continue enjoying your little ones, and twins! I hope there’s more suggestions coming.

Good work @reacting_acid I was wondering if they ever grew up and leave the nest! Congrats on doing a fine inner parenting job!