What are some old fashioned or Southern sayings, expressions, or phrases that you like?

Something perhaps your parents or grandparents say/said. Some of my family faves-

Slicker than cat poop
Colder than a witch’s boobie in a brass bra
She’s so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
It’s the only shade they offer! (for when you’re behind a driver who hasn’t figured out the light has turned green yet)