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If you had to stand on the corner holding a sign, what would it say?

Asked by Hawaii_Jake (30620points) February 13th, 2010

We’ve all seen people standing on the corner holding signs with various things printed on them about “hard times and need money” or “puppies for sale.”

What would yours say, if you found yourself forced to stand on a corner holding a hand-printed sign?

Mine would say “Will think for food.”

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Axemusica's avatar

“have you seen my baseball?”

Berserker's avatar

Will fuck for food.

Lawl.

AstroChuck's avatar

LIQUIDATION SALE!
American Furniture Galleries
is closing it’s doors forever!
All pieces 40–70% off
Everything must go! Even the fixtures.
LIQUIDATION SALE!

Axemusica's avatar

Somehow @AstroChuck, I think you’ve actually held that exact sign before….

SuperMouse's avatar

Mouse Rocks A!

missingbite's avatar

Do not read this sign.

grumpyfish's avatar

“This sign intentionally left blank”

Dan_DeColumna's avatar

“ROAD CLOSED AHEAD”

(just to cause as much chaos and confusion as possible)

Finley's avatar

It would have a random fact on it. Like.. “Thomas Jefferson was a terrible speller”

OreetCocker's avatar

“just smile and wave boys…....smile and wave” ;-)

Berserker's avatar

Thou shalt not pass!

Jeruba's avatar

“MAKE SENSE.”

Not that it would do any good.

grumpyfish's avatar

Even better:

John 6:13

(So they gathered them and filled twelve baskets with the pieces of the five barley loaves left over by those who had eaten.)

J0E's avatar

“Sign for sale, slightly used. Best offer.”

ucme's avatar

I would be naked & my sign would state that, “The penis mightier than the sword“Kind of like what I imagine Ron Jeremy’s autobiography to be titled.

zebter's avatar

My Car Isn’t Out Of Gas!
Money Needed Please!

zebter's avatar

OR

I am to lazy to work… (in small letters)
HELP Money Please! (in big letters)

rebbel's avatar

“I found myself forced to stand on a corner holding a hand-printed sign.”

Dan_DeColumna's avatar

“I lost a bet. Laugh at your own risk.”

judochop's avatar

hai. I haz sine.

Dan_DeColumna's avatar

“Entertain me”

zebter's avatar

Honk “I need to smile”

Dan_DeColumna's avatar

“Advertise here!”

rebbel's avatar

“Need penc…”

Dan_DeColumna's avatar

“You are going the wrong way down a one-way street!!!”

Adagio's avatar

Will swap for guitar.

Berserker's avatar

Gimmee some crackers, asswipe.

Dan_DeColumna's avatar

I can’t read. What does my sign say?

XOIIO's avatar

[CITATION NEEDED ]

In blue, with an underline

Now I actually want to :)

Dan_DeColumna's avatar

HTTP 404 – File not found

SABOTEUR's avatar

“It’s my money, and I want it now!”

6rant6's avatar

@grumpyfish “How about “Deuteronomy 10:16”?

AstroChuck's avatar

Better yet, how about Stereotomy 10:16?

6rant6's avatar

I thought EVERYONE knew….

Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiffnecked.

Dan_DeColumna's avatar

Scroll down to see more.

UScitizen's avatar

Me love you long time

raoool's avatar

Everything you make, buy, use and/or dispose of… is forever. Show a little concern for tomorrow.

Adagio's avatar

@AstroChuck Alan Parsons Project Way to go!

AstroChuck's avatar

@Adagio- You have great taste, my friend.

R.I.P., Eric Woolfson

Adagio's avatar

@AstroChuck And don’t I know it ;)

shrubbery's avatar

Free hugs.

Finley's avatar

@shrubbery thats unoriginal.

shrubbery's avatar

@Finley I know that, but does it really matter? It’s what my sign would say.

mattbrowne's avatar

Save the climate.

AstroChuck's avatar

@mattbrowne- Would it really? Or would yours say:
Schutz der Umwelt?

Do I have that right?

mattbrowne's avatar

@AstroChuck – Yes, Schutz der Umwelt is perfect. An alternative would be Umweltschutz. The translation of ‘Save the climate’ is ‘Rettet das Klima’.

Just_Justine's avatar

please love me!

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

@Just_Justine : Aww. That’s so sweet. I’ll love you.

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XOIIO's avatar

CLICK HERE FOR A BIGGER PENIS

AstroChuck's avatar

It’s not working!!!

6rant6's avatar

Will eat for meaningful work

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Majored in philosophy .

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