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There's this really old joke that an 8-year-old answered that I know answered high-techly. What are some other jokes that you can come up with like this?

Asked by ChocolateReigns (5619points) February 24th, 2010

The joke that she revamped:
Q. How do you stop an elephant (or rhino, I’ve heard it both ways) from charging?
A. Take away its credit cards.

But she answered, “Take out the batteries and unplug it?”

I thought this was quite funny and it just shows how hi-tech she is.

What are some other jokes that this could happen with? This could be funny.

Sorry about the weird word in the title. I couldn’t come up with any other way to say it.

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Pseudonym's avatar

I don’t get it.

janbb's avatar

@Pseudonym Charging… batteries.

Pseudonym's avatar

@janbb Oooohhh I’m not the brightest.

janbb's avatar

Maybe you need your batteries recharged? :-) Took me a minute, too.

Pseudonym's avatar

Actually, I never thought about the “charging at each other” aspect myself. I was coming up with a bunch of things. I was confused. I’m eccentric.

filmfann's avatar

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Its Garmin said to.

janbb's avatar

“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“I”
“I who?”
“iPhone you tonight, why weren’t you home?”

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