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Pssst! Uh Fluther asked me not to tell you. But they said I'm their favorite. Should I believe them?

Asked by RealEyesRealizeRealLies (30874points) February 24th, 2010

No no really. They send me these little secret messages all the time. They tell me how good my hair looks and how nice I smell. Sometimes I look around my desk for them but they’re quite sneaky and covert. It’s nice to know the Fluther is with me always.

Do you ever look around to see if Fluther is watching (sniffing) you?

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eponymoushipster's avatar

It obviously was drunk off it’s ass.

Vunessuh's avatar

They tell me the same thing. I think we’re being played. How dare thee!

Pseudonym's avatar

Fluther! You’re cheating on me!

wilma's avatar

I thought I was the only one. sniff

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Yes,believe them.
They wanted to know where their money is.I put the check in the mail;)

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

That’s nothing! When the Nobel Prize Committee called, they told them I was too busy to talk!

Trillian's avatar

They think I’m a guy! They told me that I look “dapper”. Buncha nuts.

aprilsimnel's avatar

They’re doing my dishes today. But that would only involve pressing the “ON” button, so whatever. ::eyeroll::

rangerr's avatar

Yeah? Well, they tip their hats to me.
Such gentlemen.

DrMC's avatar

They lie, I think they just want sex with me.

lazydaisy's avatar

Yes. Why would anyone on the internet be less than truthful?

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Pitch’s belly fur told me that spring is coming soon. Now I know it’s true…

The Daisy’s are starting to bloom!

lazydaisy's avatar

‘bout time, too!
the truth is perfectly clear, practically invisible

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