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How should I end my soda drinking days?

Asked by simone54 (7592points) March 8th, 2010

I love soda but it’s very unhealthy for you. I am going to stop drinking it for awhile but I wanna go out with a bang! How should I do so?

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jaytkay's avatar

Visit this place.

Un-effing-believable. It’s a grocery store where every inch of space is soda. There is nothing else like it in the universe! I cannot convey how fantastic this place is!

Galco’s Soda Pop Stop
5702 York Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90042
(323) 255–7115

lilikoi's avatar

Is there such thing as a soda bong?

OperativeQ's avatar

Jarrito’s soda. Especially the mandarin, tangerita [sic], and pineapple flavors.

TexasDude's avatar

Basic psychology.

Every time you crave a soda, bang your head against a wall hard. Soon, you will associate pain with soda cravings, and you won’t crave them.

TexasDude's avatar

@OperativeQ substitute banging of the head for a car battery attached to the nipples perhaps?

Violet's avatar

can you switch to Sprite or Coke Zero? No calories, no fat, no sugar.. nothing.

FlutherAlot's avatar

Drink maddddddd coke then eat a pack of mentos

kevbo's avatar

Jones Soda will totally get you high (in a cane sugary way).

Jeruba's avatar

How much of a bang? You mean like this (good for technique)? or this (points for style)? or this (brute force)? This makes a good finale.

How can you not want to run out and try this yourself?

faye's avatar

@Violet Chemicals!!

liminal's avatar

Rootbeer Float!

Rarebear's avatar

If you want to go out with a bang, get a 3 liter bottle of Diet Coke, open it up, go to a large space on your front yard with nothing around, drop a couple of Mentos into it, and run.

Do not do this inside your house. Do not stand over the Diet Coke bottle when you do this.

Jeruba's avatar

@Rarebear, see my links…

Shecky_Johnson's avatar

Have a Mt Dew with a dynamite chaser?

Violet's avatar

@faye here are all of the ingredients: carbonated water, citric acid, natural flavors, potassium citrate, and potassium benzoate, aspartame, and acesulfame potassium.
If you’re referring to Aspartame : The U.S. FDA is one of the governmental agencies charged with safeguarding the American food supply. Upon approval of aspartame, the FDA concluded that it was safe for the general public including children, pregnant and nursing women, and diabetics.
According to the FDA, aspartame is one of the most thoroughly studied ingredients in the food supply. In fact, when approving aspartame, the FDA Commissioner noted: “Few compounds have withstood such detailed testing and repeated, close scrutiny, and the process through which aspartame has gone should provide the public with additional confidence of its safety.”

XOIIO's avatar

So you want to OD on soda?

I’ll go get some Mountain Dew and an IV stand…

Thammuz's avatar

Coke and mentos enema?

CMaz's avatar

Drink the rest of your soda while getting laid.

Rarebear's avatar

@jeruba Sorry. All I saw was “this”, “this”, and “this” on your post as I was scanning through the thread. I didn’t click your links

thriftymaid's avatar

Why do that?

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