Why am I suddenly addicted to Apium graveolens and extra crunchy Arachis hypogaea butter?
I’ve always liked it, but for some reason, as Spring approaches, I can’t seem to get enough of it. No I’m not pregnant! I can’t be. But currently this is all I want to eat morning, noon, and night! My local Sushi Chef thinks I’m cheating on him. Could I be sick? Vitamin deficiency? Why this? Why now?
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Did you get bitten by a hippy who sucked your blood and turned you into a hippy?
OMG That’s IT!
freakin’ free lovin free loaders… I’m doomed
How the hell should I know? I don’t even know what that crap is, and I’m not going to look it up just because you have decided to use the Latin names of common agricultural plants, Mr. Fancy-Plants, with your big words. O.K., so I did look them up…
I prefer Cream cheese, but thats just me. At least you are getting some caloric benefit.
You and your creamy casein coagulation concoction crap! I know your type… you steal away my Apium graveolens and use it for your own deviant desires. I will not have it!
pulverized Betulaceae Corylus cornuta is also very nice, but too much clogs me up.
oooooouuuuuu… hadn’t thought of that. You might want to stock up, cuz I that might be my next girlfriend… why not? all the others were nuts too
Haha… and this one I get to pulverize! Haha… thanks!
I would trace your steps back to when you were first compelled to call peanut butter and celery by their Latin roots. You may have blown a fuse and rewired your neural pathways for food cravings inadvertently.
It seems I’ve been undone. But before you call the white coats, answer me this… Do they have Apium graveolens and extra crunchy Arachis hypogaea butter in Bellevue?
@RealEyesRealizeRealLies
I think they may have to be very careful with all those nuts around. A lot of people have nut allergies.
I took 2 years of Latin in High School many many years ago. Thats the only way I was able to help my son through Spanish.
Hazelnuts do rock though.
Thanks. One of these days I’‘ll get a Weimeraner just like him.
That’s Cuddles. He is sleeping right next to the laptop even as we speak. Best Lapkitteh I ever had.
Is that you on your bike on the way for more Apium graveolens?
Haha no I just went upstairs and grabbed another stalk though… crunching now. Get peanut butter tomorrow
The image is some of my artwork.
My cat, Leica, sleeps on my feet at night. Other than that she’s a stranger refusing to be held. Cuddles looks to curious to be sleeping now. He’s gonna get big!
@SeventhSense
Very cool pooch. Wish they could stay puppies though. How big do they get?
About the size of your average bird dog
They were originally bred for boar, large game, deer and foxes.
According to the AKC standard, the male Weimaraner stands between 25 and 27 inches (63–68 cm) at the withers.
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