What was your most recent culinary disaster and how did it turn out?

We’ve all had some things that went wrong in the kitchen. Sunday I decided to make pizza from scratch with a whole wheat crust. I mixed the dough and let it rise for an hour, assembled the pizza on my peel, and went over to the oven. Holding the peel in left hand, opened the door with right hand and caught the peel with the corner of the door as I opened it. Turned peel vertical and dumped entire pizza on floor. Much profanity ensued. Fortunately, dough recipe was for two pizzas, so I could start with a new crust. Any other calamities out there.