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If you could wear any superhero costume to anywhere completely inappropriate, which & where would you choose & why?

Asked by ucme (46512points) May 5th, 2010

Wonder woman at a funeral, Batman at a bar mitzvah, or maybe even Flash Gordon at a political rally.Who knows or cares, you decide?

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CMaz's avatar

Blank Man at a KKK Rally.

ucme's avatar

@ChazMaz I was going to suggest Frozone from The Incredibles, guaranteed a frosty reception from the nutters in hoods, “hey boys”

Cruiser's avatar

I would dress up as the Spleen from the movie Mystery Men which would guarantee me a seat every time I rode the train or subway!

Berserker's avatar

She’s not a superhero per se, (And if she were, she’d actually be a villain.) but wearing a Mileena costume just about anywhere would shock someone, and that’s good enough for me.


ucme's avatar

@Symbeline Grrrrr, she can hold my pork sword anytime, anyplace, anywhere.Boy she could crush nuts with those thighs if asked nicely ;¬}

Berserker's avatar

Lmao, pork sword. XD

ucme's avatar

Yes i’ve had many a blow job from jewish girls, kosher see.

Bluefreedom's avatar

I’d wear a Superman costume to a midget tossing contest. Overkill is everything.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Powdered Toast Man….to a baptism because it’s hott.

filmfann's avatar

Zorro at an Anti-illegal aliens rally.

KatawaGrey's avatar

When I was younger, I had the idea to start my own web comic and there were two super heroes in it. One was Dude Man who would essentially be like Superman. The other is a cousin of his who always wanted to be a super hero like Dude Man. She would tie a towel around her neck like a cape and stand in heroic poses. I called her Towel Woman and during the summer, I would often tie a towel around my neck and call myself Towel Woman to entertain the kids I looked after. She always got a chuckle out of the 5 and 6 year olds! :P

aprilsimnel's avatar

Yes, to go as my version of Captain Underpants to be knighted by Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, etc., etc. Would. Be. ACE!

Who would ever forget me? Granted, I’d be remembered as “that stupid bint, [aprilsimnel], DBE”, but in my opinion, that’d be a small price to pay just for the look on her face.

YARNLADY's avatar

Valkyrie, the Asgardian Enchantress, in a Franciscan Monastery to help with shock therapy.

talljasperman's avatar

He-man “movie” costume to a board meeting

prolificus's avatar

I’d go as Spiderman to an arachnophobia support group meeting. If anyone tries to run away, I’d spring cobwebs on them. Hypothetically speaking, of course. In real life, Spidey wouldn’t be so cruel.

TogoldorMandar's avatar

I would dress like Kickass and kick some butts

YARNLADY's avatar

@prolificus I have severe arachnophobia and I think your concept it hilarious.

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