Would you like to have a thread in which you can misbehave covertly?

This question has rules:
1. No conversation or meta-talk in the Passive Aggressive Question.
2. If you think anything posted here is about you, or anything you’ve ever said, you are wrong.
3. This is where you say what you wish you could have said in that other thread. That’s all. No other purpose hath this thread. No talking, no Meta, This Means You.