Do you have pick-up lines NOT to ask chicks?
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May 11th, 2010
Here are some that you should not use!
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.
Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way right away.
I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I’ve seem to have lost mine.
I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
I love every bone in your body – especially mine.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into that cheap motel room.
The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
Guy: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” Girl: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
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Didn’t we just see this list in that other recent question? Can one plagiarize himself?
@gailcalled say what…just thought it was funny! some, need good laugh!
One never to use: You are so fit, I would hold your fart like a bong hit.
@gailcalled i posted that answer on the other question…if you haven’t noticed. Then, made it into what i thought would be a comical question and fun question…go figure! Maybe, you should “get your ducks in a row!”
Huh? I implied that it was an answer and not the question.
Are you an angel? Because you have a nice rack.
Did you fall from heaven? Because that would explain your face.
Hey, Baby. Did you know I’m a…(dramatically takes of sunglasses) Pokeman Master??
@Jeremycw1 loll…glad to see someone with a sense of humor! a good laugh is good for the soul…for some!
@BoBo1946 haha yes it is. My friends and I used these at Disney World. It was hilarious
@Jeremycw1 shhh..we don’t want to have too much fun…it upsets some! Loll
@BoBo1946 haha yeah I’ve learned that the hard way
@bongo loll..sorry that i did not answer you back..got side-tracked by some negative stuff…boy, in this life, we really need that…
thank you for your answer!
If she’s holding a drink…
Get your most self-confident expression on, point to her drink, and say “girl I taste twice as good, have fewer calories, and for you, wouldn’t cost half as much.”
“If I was you I’d get on your knees and pray, ‘cause yeah, I’m just that good.”
“Show me you’re worth my time.”
“Hey baby, you got twenty bucks? ‘Cause you so fine I just might let you buy me dinner.”
“So do you want me to pay before or after?”
Glad to be of service. Here’s a last one for the road.
“Hey! I know you! Aren’t you that chick from donkeypunchandmunch.com I watch your videos all the time!”
“Chicks”? Cluck cluck.
Stand-by for a serious hen-pecking. You big dumb cock.~
You know, if you used a bad line ironically, it might really work…
Guy: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” Girl: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
lol im gona use that
Since when do people talk to baby chickens?
I found a few that some might could consider a little less juvenile:
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I’m checking you out.
Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
and my favorite….drumroll….
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
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