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Who's up for a good food fight, and what would be your weapon of choice?

Asked by Adirondackwannabe (36713points) May 13th, 2010

Lucille’s throwing meatloaf. How would you answer her selection of what may be the most lethal weapon ever? Your reply and try to come up with some really gross things.

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ucme's avatar

Would it be a little indulgent of me to suggest inserting a rancid cucumber up the butt pipe of an undesirable? I fear so but would be fun to watch if nothing else.

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
marinelife's avatar

Raw eggs for me.

marinelife (62485points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I do not limit myself to just meatloaf.I will launch a pie at anyone,anytime and slap Cruiser with a steak!LOL!

lucillelucillelucille (34325points)“Great Answer” (3points) Flag as…
Dr_Dredd's avatar

Chocolate pudding. It makes a very satisfying ‘splat’!

Dr_Dredd (10540points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
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jonsblond's avatar

Queso dip would make a lovely mess

jonsblond (43667points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Cruiser-LOL! Fires a wildebeest roast into his yak!!
Bring it on little girl!Lmao!

lucillelucillelucille (34325points)“Great Answer” (2points) Flag as…
Cruiser's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille You are lucky!! I used the last two FC’s I have for wheel chocks for my boat trailer!

Cruiser (40449points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Cruiser-That’s what mother-in-laws are for.

lucillelucillelucille (34325points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
Dog's avatar

[Mod Says:] Above quip removed at user request because it could easily be misunderstood.

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
Zen_Again's avatar

I was wondering about that. Thanks @Dog.

Zen_Again (9931points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
Berserker's avatar

Caviar and shit like that. Also, turkey.

Berserker (33548points)“Great Answer” (2points) Flag as…

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