What's a witty, sarcastic comeback for "How about doing me instead?"?

“You look done already.”

“You have hands.”

Do it yourself.

I’ll do your wife before I’d do you.

you dream

‘Sorry, the only sleeping you can expect is with a blanket and a thumb to suck on.’

“you can’t handle the ride?”

I’ve heard a water bottle with warm water works, but if not grab the vacuum, that should relieve the pressure. :)

No thanks. I hear the clap is a bitch to get rid of.

Sorry, but I already did your parents and they said your no prize.

@shego I’ve heard a water bottle with warm water works

That actually does not work :(

@FutureMemory you’ve actually tried it?

@shego a cold shower doesn’t work either

Can someone explain the mechanics of the water bottle to me?

@shego NO

@shego does a warm bath count?

@talljasperman No

“Do you? Sure, just let me grab this spade”

“Take a number.”

Sorry, my mom always told me not to play with filthy things.

Nice witty remarks haha, I like. I’ve replied with two of these remarks
and this person replied back with “Who says im done ! the ride never ends”.
Let me read your witty replies on that one! :D

“You mean the acid trip you must be on to think you can handle this?”

Go in the next room and drop your pants. If I’m not there in five minutes, start without me.

Tell him, “Sorry, I don’t do miniatures!”