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How can I get my brother to stop lingering around me when I am at the computer?

Asked by pplufthesun (607points) March 14th, 2008

How can I get my brother to stop lingering around me when I am at the computer?

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delirium's avatar

Two words: Fart Machine.

sndfreQ's avatar

nice-mine has a receptacle that you fill with talcum powder, that emits a nice mushroom cloud on demand :)

Oz_1's avatar

delirium has already posted the best response! hehehe..it’s a sure fixer.

TrenchMouth's avatar

Throw tubgirl up there while he is peering over your shoulder. That should do it.

EDIT: DO NOT look up tubgirl. NSF W, kids, the mentally stable…It’s just not safe.

witty_wallflower's avatar

Does your browser have tabs? Just switch over to something boring so he’ll lose interest.

shawcraw's avatar

Get a bottle of lotion a towel sit down at the computer if he is still in the room you got bigger problems. Do not sleep on your stomach!!!

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