What's the weirdest thing you've dropped in the toilet? Just how the hell did this happen?

i drop socks in the toilet all the time. very annoying. i always fling them at the laundry basket and they never go in. youd think i learn. luckily the water has always been clean. if it wasn’t, i would throw it out the window promptly. ick, urine.

Lmao. XD

@deni I think I’d move the basket. lol

its a small bathroom and it can only go one place! you think i’d grow a brain and close the toilet cover, maybe.

Gadzooks, the wierdest thing I ever dropped in the toilet was a cell phone and that was because I was too stupid to try to keep talking while taking a piss, then when I dropped it as was flushing.

@Hypocrisy_Central Lol so it went down the drain?

A lung. Well it feels that way sometimes, after a particularly heavy meal anyways.Way too much info but there you go.

hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GA

A Dorito. I’m-a-dude, so I can stand./eat/with/one/hand/piss/with/the/other.

How many people have done this one:Their ass. Sleepwalker, toilet seart left up by me.

(Couple more GA’s put’s deni over the top)

@Symbeline No thank heavens because it was years ago when phones where slightly larger and while it was still bouncing around I managed to get my mitts on it. Needless to say it was quite funky after that, the display would not show for about 5 weeks, then the buttons would not work for about 5 months. I could get calls but could never answer them.

I flushed a hamburger down the toilet when I was a little girl.It “backfired” and flooded out the bathroom.I still don’t like wolfburgers and would flush it if I saw one ;)

My ex used to constantly drop her mobile phones in the toilet, when I found out I asked her to stop calling me from the toilet

I can’t remember ever dropping anything in the toilet. My brother, however…he dropped his favorite stuffed teddy bear in the toilet when he was 6 or so. Then just a couple years ago he dropped his cell phone in there. How embarrassing. :)

I dropped my dog in the toilet once.

I once dropped a bottle of hand lotion in the toilet. If I was a dude, I’d never be able to live that down.

To make it worse, this happened at my in-laws’ house. They had a little shelf above the toilet with various things on it, like aspirin, hand lotion, and Q-tips. I bumped the shelf and the lotion bottle fell into the toilet just as I flushed. I wasn’t quick enough to grab it, and of course it was just the right size to get itself flushed. It was clearly plugging up the plumbing, but all the plunger skills in the world wouldn’t get it to come back up. My husband and I had to pay to have the entire friggin’ toilet replaced.

Stupid lotion.

When I was little I think about four of five, I was over at my friends house, and her father had just used the bathroom, and to make matters worst, he left the seat up. I didn’t bother checking first because I had to go really really bad, and I fell in and couldn’t get out without help.
But I was also the type of child who caused plumbing problems like this

my glasses. Accidentally, when I was a kid.

@lucillelucillelucille I deeno why but when I think about hamburgers being dropped in the can it cracks me up. I’m gonna go buy one just to do that. XD

@Vunessuh What? XD

@Symbeline I just wanted to get rid of her, but she wouldn’t flush. XD

@Vunessuh Haha oh god. Poor dog. Did it look funny at least? :D

@Symbeline Yeah. Actually, she was really, really little at the time and I did it on accident. I had just given her a bath and I had her wrapped in a towel and I was walking over to the toilet to sit on it to dry her off and as I bent over to put the lid down, she plopped out from under the towel and that’s where she landed. :D

I did the school chem lab nerd trick of flushing a small explosive device in the boys lavatory. Yup, it worked. I hope the statute of limitations has expired after 40 years. :^P