What's a funny variation on a well known song that you know?

Sung to the tune of The Internationale:

“The worker’s flag is turning pink,
it’s not as red as people think.
The working class can kiss my ass,
I got the foreman’s job at last.”

Well this is lame but I came up with the following for Metallica’s Master of Puppets;

Put on your plaster, your wound bleeds faster, master of plasters is treating your wounds…

You know instead of obey your master, your life burns faster, master of puppets is pulling your string…

>_>

Sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Curry Rhapsody

Naan, just killed a man,
Poppadom against his head Had Lime Pickle Now He’s Dead
Naan, Dinner’s Just Begun
But Now I’m Gonna Crap it All Away
Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didn’t mean to make you cry
Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras

Too Late, My Dinner’s Gone,
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I’ve got to go
Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish We’d Never Come Here at All
Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras

I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely Very Very Spicy Meat
Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a Nann (A Vindaloo loo loo loo)

I’ve Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
He’s Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory
Stand you Well Back Cause the Loo is Quarantine
Here it Comes There it Goes Technicolour Yawn
I Chunder NO! It’s Coming up Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again (No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Knees I’m on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo It’s About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Me…. Poor Me….. Poor Meeee….

(Sitar Solo)

So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to Come out It Just had to Come Right out in Here

(Reprise)
Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference To meee….
Anyway, my wind blows….shshshsh

@RareDenver Did you write that? Wow

@zephyr826 no, it’s been kicking about the internets since the 90’s

I’ve always wanted to get a group of us go out for a curry and then hit a Karaoke Bar after and sing it though

Smells Like Nirvana

@ChazMaz Misheard Lyrics.

Yellow Ledbetter. I still split my sides whenever I see this.

White and Nerdy I have to say is one of my favorites it’s based off a song called Ridin’ Dirty

Elvis’s Love Me

Treat me like a fool
Treat me mean and cruel
butt love me.

Break my faithful heart
break it all apart
Butt love me.

I make her say “oh, oh oh oh, woh oh uh oh, oh” When I, “P-p-p-poke her face p-p-poke her face”

Maker say by….... Kid Cudi? I don’t know. i hat rap but that song’s funny :)

Chevy Chase – I Shot the Sheriff

I shot de sheriff
And I also shot de deputy
I shot de bailiff
After toking all de PCP
(You know)

All aroun’ in my hometown
I’m shooting everyone.
(That’s right)
I drop a ‘Lude, get in de nude
I take de knife an’ gun
(Oh boy)
I can’t stop having fun
(No)

I shot de sheriff
Then I guess I shot some THC
I shot my elbow
But I did not feel a thing, you see
(No, no, I did not feel it.)

(Huh!)
When I’m getting good an’ high
(Oh)
And wake up feeling fine
(So fine!)
I smoke de smoke, break down de coke
An’ toke another line
(You know)
It really blows my mind

I shot de sheriff
An’ I also stabbed some lemon trees
(I actually did)
I do not care if
They take me into custody
(I don’ care; I will shoot them, maybe, too!)

Let them try to find me out
I’m always wearing a disguise
In my mine there is no doubt
I’m no one you would recognize
(No)
I could be jus’ one of de guys
(I could; look out!)

I shot de sheriff
I shot my elbow
I stabbed a guava
I shot de sheriff