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Taken Aboard a UFO, What Question Would You Ask?

Asked by GrumpyGram (822points) May 21st, 2010

It lands in your yard and it sucks you into it. Three feet tall “grays” surround you and, even though you’re terrified, you want to know the answer to The Question. What Is that question?

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forgewolf's avatar

will you guys pay me my vacation leave?

netgrrl's avatar

What’s up with the anal probe??

GrumpyGram's avatar

I would ask, “why are you guys coming here?” (jokes welcome and expected).

rpm_pseud0name's avatar

Am I your first?

mrentropy's avatar

I’d ask them about the Nordics and the Nazi’s that live inside the Earth’s core. Then I’d grab a shuttle with Elvis and Big Foot and tour the galaxy.

perspicacious's avatar

What do you guys do for fun?

Fred931's avatar

Whoa! Can we do that again??

sccrowell's avatar

What took you SO long?

CMaz's avatar

Will this include a reach around?

ChocolateReigns's avatar

I suppose I would kind of get an idea of it from the spaceship, but I would ask them what their planet was like. Maybe they would be Skyping with their leader.

MissA's avatar

Can we do this again sometime, or is this a one-night thing?

LuckyGuy's avatar

Can I get one of these?

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Will you please take me home now… I said p-l-e-a-s-e.

joni1977's avatar

so…how about this crazy weather!

cookieman's avatar

Will you respect me in the morning?

jazmina88's avatar

friend or foe?

bunnygrl's avatar

Can I come with you and see the galaxy? oh, and can I bring hubby and our fur babies please? :-)
huggles xx

roundsquare's avatar

What does this button do?

ucme's avatar

And where exactly do you think you’re putting that fucker? In your dreams ET, chew on this (thrusts fist into their mouth with great force)

Silhouette's avatar

“Reese’s pieces? Really?”

Berserker's avatar

So how come you guys are so interested in butts, anyway?

mattbrowne's avatar

Where is Captain Kirk?

zenele's avatar

Where is Captain Picard?

shpadoinkle_sue's avatar

Where’s the beef? no, seriously. What’s up with the cows?

CMaz's avatar

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

mrentropy's avatar

@ChazMaz What kind of swallow?

CMaz's avatar

See, that type of question would distract them and possibly avoid an anal probe.

zenele's avatar

—And if you wanted an anal probe?

Fred931's avatar

Can you guys eat oil?

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