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Two left feet? Haveth rhythm? Elaine Benes on the dance floor; can you dance?

Asked by Jude (32112points) May 27th, 2010

My girlfriend, Miss Pedraza has me listening to this after a long day with the minions, and I’m up dancing about.

What about you? How well do you dance?

You know what they say about the ladies and gents with rhythm…;-)

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Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Oh, I dance…well…enough said.

janbb's avatar

Love to dance; hate to see myself in a mirror doing it!

@Simone_De_Beauvoir You’re the Tango Queen of Brooklyn, I hear!

chyna's avatar

I am sooo Elaine on the dance floor. I love to dance but have no rhythm. I hate it. People actually call me Elaine.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Shoot at my feet and you’ll see me dance.I do enjoy a slow dance though
“Those who dance, are considered crazy by those who can’t hear the music.” -George Carlin

aprilsimnel's avatar

I can dance. Not like that chick on Solid Gold with the hair, but I’ll do.

Draconess25's avatar

Depend on how drunk I am….

Vunessuh's avatar

I give an awesome lapdance. That’s about it.

DominicX's avatar

I can dance. I got rhythm. I’m good at following choreographed dances (haven’t done that in a while), but I’m also just good at random dancing at parties. And I’m good at…you know…sexual dancing…(freaking, grinding, whatever you want to call it) ;)

JLeslie's avatar

Love to dance. I am not fantabulous, but I can hold my own.

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

Do I dance? Yes.
Can I dance well? No.
Should I dance when other people can see me? Absolutely not.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@janbb Who you’ve been talkin to?

chyna's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Video of you dancing or it didn’t happen.

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

@chyna What didn’t happen? My horrible dance moves? I’d be very glad if that didn’t happen. :)

tinyfaery's avatar

I’m a great dancer!

chyna's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Yes your “horrible dance moves.” I don’t believe it. I bet you can dance.

Jude's avatar

I’m grabbing @tinyfaery and @Simone_De_Beauvoir on the dance floor.

@tinyfaery you’re coming whether you like it or not, woman.

Likeradar's avatar

I’m a horrible dancer. But get a few drinks in me and I’m unstoppable. And when Footloose comes on, clear the fracking floor!

deni's avatar

i will dance like a fool any time of the day. especially with alcohol in me. i am all over the place and i will literally have to be dragged home. i. love. dancing. and i am not afraid to break out the lawnmower, the shopping cart, or the sprinkler.

Jude's avatar

Is it weird that I’m trying to picture everyone dancing?

I still have the online station playing.

Likeradar's avatar

@jjmah I think that’s what everyone who sees me does. And yes, I probably do look like a dancing donkey.

Jude's avatar

@Likeradar pfft. I’m sure that you look cute!

Jude's avatar

Ladies, I suggest that we form a circle around goldblum here and have him dance in the middle.

chyna's avatar

@Likeradar Me and you together, dancing, it will be awesome, or awful.

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

@jjmah I concur. Time for me to start drinking. It’ll make for a better show. :)

youmeatsix's avatar

i dance anywhere and everywhere i want i dont care what people think. lol :D x

le_inferno's avatar

I dance well enough. Nothing exceptional, but I don’t look too bad.

I’m really good at doing strip teases, too, but I’m way too self conscious to actually do one for my boyfriend… my best friends and I used to do them for each other for the lulz, most of the fun was in creating an absurd outfit to peel off.

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

I’m adequate at ballroom dancing, but have been told by experts that I Tango like a storm trooper.

zenele's avatar

I’m really good.

rebbel's avatar

I’ve actually invented my own dance some years ago, which i only dance with my girlfriend around or when alone.
It consists of every possible (be it rhythmic or a-rhythmic) move with every possible limb at every possible moment in every possible kind of music.
I am shy to do it right now in front of you all…

jrpowell's avatar

I answered this here.

“I was in Germany and hooked-up with a lovely lady from Ireland. We were dancing and she whispered in my ear that I was the worst dancer she had ever seen.

I guess my point is that even if you are bad I will always be worse. But I like dancing, and will continue to horrify people all over the world with it.”

MissAnthrope's avatar

I think I probably dance okay, the problem is that I am way too self-conscious to bust moves like I do when I’m alone, so I will never truly know.

JLeslie's avatar

Coincidentally my exboyfriend just brought up dancing on facebook, and he said I can dance, so I guess even by objective observers I am ok.

aprilsimnel's avatar

@Michael_Huntington – I shouldn’t have LOLed, but I did. Poor Ian.

perspicacious's avatar

What do they say about ladies and gents with rhythm?
Yes, I’m a dancer; I have been my whole life.

Jude's avatar

@perspicacious That’s it’s all in the motion of their ocean: That they do well in sack.

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

I know how to dance reasonably well but my body is not tolerant of much such activity. I adore holding my wife and I will push myself as much as I can because she loves to dance.

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