Would you like to share a funny, gross, odd, or interesting story about food in the workplace?

This question was inspired by the “cake at work” question by the person who hated cake but feared being blackballed if he didn’t partake in the office cake-fests. It made me think of a time when cake was served at my place of employment. The woman who was cutting the cake would pull the knife through, swipe her finger across it, then lick her finger. She did this with every piece she cut. Needless to say I declined the cake. Do you have a story to share?