Fluther MacGyvers: I need to open an old fashioned bottle-capped bottle, not a twist off, no bottle opener, can you help?

I am in a motel room in Rehoboth Beach, DE. I have a six pack of Pellagrino Aranciatas, they are not twist offs and I have no bottle opener; it’s hot and humid and they are cold and wet and fizzy, and are the only thing standing between me and certain death from thirst (well not exactly but being so close yet so far has instilled a certain urgency in me, man would they hit the spot right now!) I have a couple of sets of keys, a small tape measure, a push pin, some nail clippers, a small bolt, some pebbles, a dried partial starfish, a caribiner, the keychain type, not mountain climbing quality, a laptop. a blow-dryer, some change, a small Zippo lighter, a Gideon’s bible, a tire iron and and jack in my car, and of course, the car that contains the tire iron and jack…. how do I get these damn bottles open? I could buy a bottle opener tomorrow, but I want one of the Aranciatas now!