What job would you give Jesus right here right now?

I believe that Jesus would be a fabulous social worker.

Carpenter?

Carpenter? Ahh he’d be on top of the world, although he’s only just begun, yesterday I believe.

My husband needs a good helper for his hardwood flooring. Being a carpenter of the age before power tools, he’d probably be great at scraping corners and hand-sanding stair treads. After he gets used to that, maybe he can even run the edger a little. The Hummel would have to wait – he doesn’t seem to have much upper-body strength.

bartender. (buy water – sell wine you’d make a fortune)

Straight to the UN. It’s quick trip across the bridge and up the FDR.

I’d send him around to the churches to clean up the messes and confusion that he’s caused.

@Ron_C

Jesus didn’t cause any confusion…people have confused themselves.
Yep, he’d have his hands full righting all the misinterpretations of his good work.

@Coloma it might have been better if he has a biographer along on his journeys. People waited until a hundred years before he died before they wrote about him. Since he was “God” he should have had a little better foresight about what would happen to his message.

@Ron_C

Yeah..a biographer might have been helpful..but Jesus wasn’t ‘God’, he was just Jesus…lol

@Coloma I thought that Christians considered Jesus God along with the Father, and Spirit. I think the Catholics call that a mystery of faith.

Sommelier.

teacher, preacher, pope

@jazmina88 that sound like the answer from a non-christian. I’m o.k. with that but surprised that I didn’t get the usual christian answer.

@Ron_C

I don’t know theology well enough to comment on any nuances.

I do know that Jesus is /was considered to be the son of God, the immaculate conception and all.

This is where I jump ship…we are all children of God….and conception is never immaculate. lololol

I think Jesus was a wise and sagey guy, enlightened beyond a doubt, but the rest of the story, not so much.

Elvis Impersonator.

My deck needs to be replaced…and I have some fence that won’t build itself…oh, and I need a raised floor put in and my basement refinished…Christ! I could keep him busy for months.

@Coloma I’m a former catholic and Mary was/is a goddess considering they way she’s worshiped. I gave up the immaculate part when I learned how babies were born, of course, that was long after catholic grade school. I think that why she’s a goddess now, she got a raw deal on the birth and raising Jesus. She never got to experience the fun part. Of course some writings say that Jesus had a large number of brothers and sisters. Who knows? No books were written until long after he was gone.

@Ron_C

Yes, so much left to speculation. But, fascinating. ;-)

Harley Davidson certified repairman.

If Jesus was today a female carpenter, would she be a lesbian?

You know, times have changes in 2000 years and Jesus was progressive.
Carpenter has been done. Time for new thinking…..He could preach and teach.
with much better heart than most today.

or be a great sommelier.

I’d put her on a Board of Earth Directors with dalai Lama and Mandela.

Jesus has been doing my yard work for years. His mom, Maria, watches out kids.

I’d get him working on a new barn for me! Well, for my animals. I’m sure he’d appreciate the irony of constructing a barn for the sheep.

Pro bono psychotherapist, specializing in depression, anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorders in countries where not all people have access to health insurance and good treatments.

LOL!!

Well, we own barbershops, so we need a good barber. Yeah. An honest barber, because many of them are NOT honest. I think i could trust Jesus. I may even make him manager of all our shops so that we can take more time off. :)