Is there any such thing as a shower cap for your home?

Looks like oil has made it into the lake 2 blocks from my house. If a big storm comes, like a hurriciane my home could be splattered or have oil dumped on it (depending on how bad things get)

I was thinking (yeah, that’s what that clanking noise is) because we usually board up the windows and such, is there a plastic wrap type thing in existence already for a similar purpose? Or any ideas on how to create something?

Hopefully, I won’t need it. But with an active hurricaine season predicted- better start getting prepared.

Oh, and if anyone knows of a good joke to lift my spirts—I would appreciate any contributions.