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What's your favorite 2012 doomsday prophecy?

Asked by RealEyesRealizeRealLies (30938points) July 14th, 2010

Have you heard this one?

12/21/12 represents ABBAAB in the Hebrew alphabet. Hebrew is read right to left (reverse from English), so it reads BAABBA.

BA ABBA means Father returns in Hebrew.

I wonder if Father will be pissed?

What’s your favorite 2012 Doomsday prophecy?

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CMaz's avatar

That it all comes to an end.

rebbel's avatar

In English it reads: A Big Baloney And A Balderdash.
I think i will be around January 1st 2013, as we will all.

downtide's avatar

I think absolutely nothing will happen.

cookieman's avatar

That all men will be overrun by a bevy of beautiful naked redheads wielding delicious chocolate chip cookies – taken as sex slaves and exhausted to the point of death.

This isn’t a real prophecy…I’m just hoping.

DarlingRhadamanthus's avatar

I listen to all the stuff…I chase crop circles….I speak and write on topics related to this…I sit around and stargaze….I do contemplate on all the hype that is going on around this. All the fear-based induced hype. Some of it can be thought-provoking, some of it is just Hollywood-fuelled paranoia.

Nothing is going to happen in 2012 that will be discernible. All the chaos that is going on now, will continue to accelerate, but we just get used to the noise, right? So, it will continue to be chaotic all around the globe. Gradually, we will have to “get” that we need to change. And we will have to, in order to make the leap in consciousness that it will take to survive.

When we look back from say, 2050 or better yet, 2100…then we will be able to see the conflagration of too much politics and government and bad economics collide with the shift to more sustainable living, to understanding that we all lived on this earthship and we have to somehow get along in order to remain alive and thrive. We will see that this time will be known as the migration out of the urban centers into the country. And the urban centers also begin to be more self-sustainable. People begin to see that living well did not necessarily mean “living loud”. Terrorism will continue until we realize that the terror is in each one of us. When we deal with our own unconscious terror, then all terror will cease.

“All those changes toward less materialsim occurred at the beginning of the century,” will say the professors at Bill Gates University, Home of the Fighting Micros in 2076, the tricentennial of our country. Only then, we will be able to understand the shift in consciousness that happened while we were busy sleeping and shopping in the beginning of the 21st century.

But for most people, they will awaken on December 22st, 2012, get up, eat some cornflakes, read the paper and worry if they have forgotten to get someone a present for Christmas and if they will have to sit next to Aunt Tinky at Christmas dinner….she who talks incessantly about her cats.

My favorite prophecies?

1. That the Planet Nibiru is coming into our orbit and wreaking havoc. Here is a picture of the planet (or Second Sun) next to the sun that was posted on a website:

http://poleshift.ning.com/video/return-of-the-second-sun

2. That the magnetic poles will shift dramatically causing climates to change radically. (Hmmm?)

3. That there will be a mass landing of UFO’s and the government will finally have to “disclose” everything they have been hiding from us…including that a lot of our members of Congress are indeed as we suspected, space cadets.

4. That Rod Blagojevich will replace Jerry Springer with his own talk show out of Chicago.

My own prophecies? They are in the first paragraphs. Keep Calm and Carry On and Plant a Garden and get to know your neighbors. We are all in this together for the long haul.

DR

Austinlad's avatar

The way things are going, we’ll be lucky if we make it to 2012.

CMaz's avatar

I like the one where the world is forced to eat clam dip and wear bunny slippers.

Aster's avatar

I guess some people dont believe in solar flares. There were never any storms on the sun. If there were, none are coming up ever again.
Right. The History Channel is lying when they state that the next flares are in 2012 and will be the worst in recorded history. I think I’d better youtube this one.

CMaz's avatar

Solar flares are real as is the 2012–2013 date. As to what extent the damage will be, is theory and speculation.

But it is fun, thinking about eating your neighbors..

Aster's avatar

@ChazMaz true, but the 1859 one wasn’t theory. Knocked out the telegraph.

CMaz's avatar

That is like comparing a paper cup to the hoover dam

A farting flea would have taken out the telegraph in 1859. :-)

Aster's avatar

@ChazMaz Really?? It would have?? And here I thought it would take solar storms to do it. I guess we’d better hope there aren’t any more fleas around. To say nothing of flies.

Berserker's avatar

That nothing shall remain, but the Trailmix Granola bars we’ve so foolishly amassed.

LuckyGuy's avatar

Sarah Palin running for President.
Shoot me now!

mattbrowne's avatar

Sarah Palin being elected as President.
Don’t shoot me now!

Joybird's avatar

December 21st is the Winter Solstice. Many cultures celebrate that time as the returning of the light. it is the longest night in the year many places in the world and on that date the days again begin to get longer until they peak at the Summer solstice. Stories told at this time are often about a returning of the father or the sun as the masculine principle…thus the son being born or reborn. I really don’t think there will be any apolcalypse at that time unless it is human made.

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