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Are you frightened by the terrifying new drug which is sweeping our defenceless children?

Asked by SmashTheState (12818points) July 15th, 2010

The Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics is warning parents about a horrifying new drug which causes young people to experience something experts in the narcotics enforcement business refer to as “fun.” This new narcotic is referred to as DIGITAL DRUGS and can be downloaded at no cost from teh Intartubes, that cesspit of subversive filth.

Please, take away your children’s iPods, cellphones, laptops, headphones, and ear canals before it’s too late!

Are you frightened yet? What steps will you take to protect your children from these horrifying iDrugs?

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