NSFW. Is there something that you would never do, when you have sex with your SO?

I don’t think I’d eat his poop.

I wouldn’t too..:)

Nothing is going in my butt, and I’m not putting on an outfit.

@FutureMemory That made me both lol and think ‘aww, that’s too bad’

@FutureMemory – I don’t know you, are you male or female?

@Stasi I possess a penis.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir I make up for it in other ways, trust me.

@FutureMemory PM? I’m sure you do

i would not lick a guy’s ass, and i would not put my finger or any object in a guy’s ass.

I asked this question here a while back. Read through it because a lot of the answers are hilarious. =)

I’m not a fan of threesomes. I prefer the intimacy of one-on-one.
No fingering or fisting.
I won’t swallow your cum.
I don’t want it on my face either.
No scat, puke, piss or bestiality.
Don’t physically harm me by being too rough. I don’t mind a little spanking or hair pulling, but don’t start slapping my face or choking me.
And you can’t double stuff me.

The end. =)

No animals, no excrement, no urine, or other non-sexual body secretions. Other than that, I’m open to discussion. However, just because it’s discussed does not necessarily mean it will happen.

I have two principles that establish all my limits.

Number One—I will not do anything that is not consensual—not knowingly, that is. I might start to do something I think is pretty tame only to find out it really freaks-out to my partner. Of course I would immediately stop, apologize and explain I didn’t know they didn’t like that. But I would still have inadvertently violated my rule. It’s just that when petting gets heavy and starts to go beyond petting, stopping to have a scholarly discussion about each new step takes the wind out of those romantic sails in a heartbeat, so shit happens.

Number Two—There are some things I wouldnt do even if a partner wanted me to. Those are things that cause permanent harm, or carry a serious risk of doing so. Some people get off on being choked a little just as they approach orgasm, then having the hold released and experiencing the rush of blood to the brain just as they peak. I’m sure it feels great when it works, but I don’t want to explain how it accidentally didn’t work at a coroner’s inquest. Anything that causes or might cause death, disease, permanent disfigurement or disability is off the table for me.

That would make having a wild orgy off linits, because it would be nearly impossible to rule out the risk of STDs like AIDS. So even if my partner wanted an orgy, I’d have to think long and hard about how to arrange it without violating Rule 2.

I figure for partners that want such edgy, dangerous play, there are plenty of ghouls and vampires and folks with a secret death wish out there. Someone wanting such treatment can seek them out, but I’m definitely net their type of guy.

Outside that, every paraphilia you’ve ever heard of and the rest of them you haven’t heard of but that are out there somewhere are fair game if my SO wants to give them a try and they clear Rule 1 and 2. ANYTHING. I do not have a working eeewwwww organ.

@ETpro You so rarely talk about your sex life as opposed to deeply intellectual and complicated topics of time and science and philosophy…that…this description of yours seriously turns me on…carry on

@FutureMemory – what about an outfit of a policeman….we like that..:)
@jca – agree, but what if your finger would be in a rubber glove? :)
@Vunessuh – agree with almost everything..
@tinyfaery – agree

@tinyfaery wrote.

@ETpro – :) I agree with you too.

I gotta’ take a shower.

I will not wear my Viking helmet when performing cunnilingus the horns can be ouchy.

I won’t have a threesome or do anything that has to do with feces, urine, or vomit.

@stranger_in_a_strange_land—mmm, i would love to see a guy in Viking helmet during sex…kinky…:)

@Seaofclouds – I’m not against treesome, with everything else I agree..

Anything involving bodily waste is definitely on there, and I’ve never tried it.
I’ve tried both group sex and anal, and am not interested in doing it again even a bit.

Outside of that, as long as it’s legal, I’d probably consider it – even if it’s just once for a very special birthday present.

@Stasi I didn’t use to be when I was younger, but then I had a bad experience with one and that was that. I haven’t wanted to have one since then.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir & @Stasi Ah, the Nostalgia of an Aged Roue finally emerges. :-)

How should I carry on. Provide a list of all the paraphilias I’ve tried and loved? I’ve never met a kink I didn’t like—at least not any that clear my two tests.

@papayalily i never tried group sex, but anal..could be very pleasurable…sometimes it depends on the partner really, it can suck with one, and totally rock with other…
been there, done that, and know for sure

I will not River Dance naked on the bed while juggling flaming kazoos with the curtains open….I have my boundaries!

@Seaofclouds I understand, if I had a bad experience I wouldn’t do it again too, probably..

@Cruiser LOL….aww, too bad, it’s sexy…totally..:)

@ETpro Ahem, I don’t care how you carry on…I enjoy pictures, youtube videos, detailed PMs of your fantasies, phone calls, emails and invitations to come over

@Simone_De_Beauvoir It would all be academic anyway. I am married and faithful, even to the point of no PMs, emails or phone calls on that subject. Violating that would break Rule 2. It would cause permanent pain to my SO. But from the person you have revealed yourself to be in your postings here, if I were not in a relationship, you would be getting a PM from me right now asking for your phone number and planning how to invite you over. If our SO wanted to come, so much the better. :-)

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Is it you in your avatar?

@ETpro I know, I know – don’t you worry, you’re safe from my pursuits, :), I’m just joking around
@Stasi yes, it is.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir – wow, nice tatoo…I like it!

@Stasi Thanks!

Hey guys and gals, what about an exhibitionism? Pros, cons..

@Stasi that is why I have newspaper taped over my windows!! ;)

@Cruiser newspaper, eeww, I can send you drapes :)

@Stasi OK then… I burned up the last pair when I missed a kazoo!.

@Cruiser – LMAO….

Anything in public or where there’s a chance we might get caught or seen. Maybe you don’t mind the risk, but all those innocent bystanders didn’t ask to be part of your sex life…

@Haleth I didn’t do too much of exhibitionism yet…
But, when I did it, it wasn’t too explicit, or what is the right word.. And, if somebody actually ended up seeing, or more like guessing what we are doing, I don’t feel too bad for it..they were the ones who were snooping…:)

As @tinyfaery said, “No animals, no excrement, no urine, or other non-sexual body secretions.” I also won’t have anything larger than a black man’s member going inside lol. So no fisting.

@Facade I don’t have any experience with black men, so I can’t say much :)

I’m up for anything short of actual physical contact.

Not much. No animals, no kids (informed consent is a must). No poop/puke. There are many things I’ve tried and not liked, but I was definitely open to trying. ;)

Yes, picking up a ringing phone.

Share her with another guy! Nope no way!

Very good answer @ETpro my friend!

@Stasi what goes on behind closed doors, stays behind closed door! Personally, rather make love (one on one) than prove my sexual prowess or lack of! But, different strokes for different folks. What a person does behind closed doors with their s/o is their business, if both are consenual, anything is okay!

@BoBo1946 no problem, all opinions are equally valid

@Stasi thank you my friend!

As Woody Allen said in one of his movies, “My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”

Sneeze whilst sucking on her piss flaps? Almost Shakespearean in it’s beauty that answer I feel.

Rufus_T_Firefly’s Rules for Coitus:

NO sex toys toys that say Black & Decker or John Deere on the side.

NO fecal matter or golden showers. Ever.

NO cuckolding. If you want to watch someone else do it, go
rent a porno.

NO clown outfits or make up.

NO pointing and laughing or saying, “Awww, isn’t it cute?”

NO sex with your ex. There’s probably a very good a reason(s) that they became your ex.

NO ugly underwear or granny panties.

NO scraping of teeth or stopping in the middle of a blowjob. Don’t just put your mouth over it. It’s not a fucking ice cream cone, it’s an all-day sucker, so suck it. If you don’t stop in the middle of oral sex, then I won’t either.

@Rufus_T_Firefly very well summed up. :)

@Stasi – Thanks, although I’m sure I missed a few. I’m reminded of a Steve Jobs quote; “My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.”

Apparently I missed the extra ‘toys’ in the first rule, as well. Hmm.

@Vunessuh And you can’t double stuff me.

Damn.

@Rufus_T_Firefly what do you mean by extra toys?

@Cruiser- many thank you for refraining, especially from the kazoos ;)
@Facade – fisting, omg I forgot to exclude fisting… sweet spot squinches at the thought so tightly I just burped.

No animals, piss nor shit. No being smacked around, nor blood.

The rest, if I feel like on that particular day..

@Neizvestnaya No prob! I am always glad to do my part to keep the peace!

@Stasi – I accidentally included the word ‘toys’ twice in my first rule. It was an unnoticed typo on my part.

@Rufus_T_Firefly Re: Rule #1 A ride on a John Deere Model B “Johnny Popper” is almost as good a warmup as an H-D “Milwaukee Vibrator”. Nothing runs like a Deere (or smells like a John) bit of rural humor, f**k it, it’s 0330 in the AM.

Re: Rule #4 Agree. Viking costumes, on the other hand… c);^P strandhogg!!

Re: Rule #8 Also applies to gentlemen; do not stop until the objective has been achieved. Then take a ten minute cuddle break and repeat the maneuver (remember that ladies are good to go several times).

@SkulpTor Agree. But sharing her with another gal is an entirely different matter. ;^P

@stranger_in_a_strange_land There is enough going on without other people involved!

@stranger_in_a_strange_land – I’m all for sharing the bliss and I’m more than willing to give, give, give, but if a woman is interested in achieving ‘twosies’ or ‘threesies’ (or more), it would be helpful if she primed the pump for my second and third drinks as well. Fair is fair. <grin>

No feces, urine or vomit.
No animals
No fisting (are u kidding?)
no ass to mouth
Some spanking and rough sex are ok to a point but I stop at drawing blood.
No oblects like soda cans or coke bottles up in my pum pum (I’ve heard of strippers doing that).
No children

@ETpro I gave you a GA, but I will note that you, and only you, could write a friggin essay on this topic.

@Vunessuh You might not do them, but you sure sound sexy talkin about what you won’t do.