You are obliged to show two of the seven dwarfs around your town, who are the lucky pair & where do you take them?
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July 20th, 2010
Welcome to intelligent corner, a quiet little place where us smart arses tend to dwell. Dip your toes into the well of genius & bask in reflective superiority. Now where was I? Oh that’s it, a little bit of fluff to play around with if you wish. So who are the individuals who get to see places of interest with you as host & where do they get to go? Wow this place gets to us all in the end, cabin fever!!
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I’m going to take“Horny” and “Hammered” and drop them off a cliff ;)
sleepy….can nap with me
Happy can make me smile, he gets dinner.
Doc will fix me.
I need 3, they are small.
@lucillelucillelucille Horny? Ah that’ll most likely be Dopey. He always feels Happy, at bedtime funnily enough. Throw them off a cliff? It would surely take forever for the ickle buggers to hit the ground.
Itchy and scratchy.
I take them out back and shoot’em.
Sleepy to join me in my zombie-like existence, we can go round the forest together napping under the trees.
and Sneezy along with us so I have a fellow allergy sufferer. We can sneeze, rub our eyes and then doze off again!
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of ‘Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH!’ Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE…. UGH!’ Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE … UGH!’ … ALL NIGHT LONG.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, ‘How did it go?’ The first mutters, ‘It was
Embarrassing.. I just couldn’t get an erection.’
The second dwarf shook his head. ‘You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t get on the bed.’
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