Love & marriage, love & marriage. Go together like a.........?

bowl of porridge…

sad old cabbage..( cabbage is what most people become a few years after the state of marriage!)

Oil and water in disastrous proportion.

“If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.” – Alan King.

Small plot of arable land in the Middle East and two ancient tribes that both claim ownership of said landdddddddddddddd!

…..slave and mistress.

A couple of pigeon.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and floccinaucinihilipilification.

Okay hands up who swallowed the dictionary? Come along I haven’t got all day…

fire and gasoline

Atheists and christians.

You can’t have one without the other

Love and mariage, love and marriage,

they go together like…. wreck and rampage ;-)

Apple pie and vanilla ice cream!

What? Too naive?

Love and mariage, love and marriage,
they go together like…. t|ts and cleavage.

Love and mariage, love and marriage,
they go together like…. hope and courage

Mom and Pop store

Two people who love each other

Rainbows and fairies. Good luck with both. You’ll need it.

First name and claridge.

Love and Marriage go together like prepubescent lonely teenage girls and Twilight.

@ducky_dnl Bahahahaaa!!! Funny enough to make me actually LOL.

Freedom & Chains.

Pregnancy and miscarriage.

the flu and diarrhea

Love and mariage, love and marriage, go together like a noose and bondage.

go together like a right of passage.

like a spoon and porridge

like Prozac and Viagra.

like a dream and mirage

education and employment

r.v. and trailer

Shack up cohabits…..