¿Could you please write for me what are they saying on this video?

I’m spanish (We win the World Cup! ^.^) and I don’t understand what are they saying on this video, because is reversed and the words sounds for me very stranges and cofuses. So I need someone who write for me what are they saying.

And please, use this – for separate the dialoges.

I know is a stupid video, but I was curious!

Wonka’s Tunnel Reversed