Give me a quick way to make an extra couple hundred bucks today!

Sell something you own.

Sell donuts door-to-door.

I did that to pay for books one semester in college. Made $200+ in less than 4 hours one Saturday. You could likely make more than that now.

pawn something.

Paint my house.

escort service

Payday loans – but read the fine print, and make sure you’ll be able to pay them off quickly.

“You could whore yourself out to a 25 fat chicks for $100 a chick. Or you could whore yourself out to 5 really fat chicks for $500a chick.”

You could go door to door, and ask people if they need the leaves cleaned out of their gutters. Of course, you will need a ladder, or a damn good vertical jump to get on the roof. For a small, 2000 sq. ft. house, you could charge twenty or thirty bucks, and it will take you about thirty minutes or so. Find ten of these, and there you go. $200.00 – $300.00 in half a day.

eBay!

2000 sq. feet is small!?! damn my impacted neighborhood. my house is barely 1000 sq feet. for the whole property.

pretend to deal drugs then just run with the cash.

@shockvalue Let’s say you have a 20’x20’ room, that room would be 400 square feet.
To get the square footage of your house you multiply the length times the width of each room in your house, and then add each rooms measurement together. Just in case you were wondering.
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yeah, my living room is 8×10 feet. and thank you, but i know how to measure square footage. my house is small, not my brain.

I didn’t mean to insult your intelligence, but my crew and I can have an average 2,000 square foot house framed in about two weeks. Once again, my deepest apologies for sounding so supercilious. Have a great night!
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