How do you delete a over-wordy, regretted, post?

Send a PM to the mods and ask nicely. Just hope you don’t get the evil community manager.

Chances are that you cannot have it deleted, but asking is your only recourse.

Notify the staff by sending the URL to the “contact” above and explain what you want.

You can also flag your own answer.

I thought I already apologized for that post. Sorry!

Flag it and give a detailed reason as to why you’d like it removed. We usually won’t remove much of anything without a pretty compelling reason. Look around and you’ll see plenty of other examples of drunken Fluthering, so at least you’re not alone!

Aaaa! It’s the evil community manager!

<< Pure evil.

What @YARNLADY said. Whether or not they think your reason is valid for deletion is beyond me, but that also depends on why you want it deleted, I assume.

Okay, gang. Nobody give Astro any lurve today. Hahahahaha.