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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck--could chuck--wood?

Asked by credo99 (20points) March 21st, 2008

I’m thinking a full face cord.

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afghanmoose's avatar

if a wood chuck could chuck wood then what would a woodchuck chuck?

Gabbigirl's avatar

a woodchuck could chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!

credo99's avatar

@bluesky: luvit.

Riser's avatar

None. Because he isnt a
member of the union.

robmandu's avatar

thanks, @andrew! just GA’d fortris like crazy. That was epically awesome.

sndfreQ's avatar

the question you should be asking is: if a woodchuck could chuck wood, then what is the sound of one woodchuck chucking? Furthermore, would a woodchuck chucking make a sound in the forest if there is no ear to hear it? That is, assuming the woodchuck was deaf…

…and just because a woodchuck could chuck wood, why would or should a wood chuck chuck?

Bri_L's avatar

I was tought “he would chuck, he would, as much as he could if a wood chuck could chuck wood”.

I was also taught what goes around comes around but then I witnessed some assholes I worked with and Paypal so what do I know

scamp's avatar

A peck? Oh wait, that was Peter Piper, LOL

eambos's avatar

When I think of “chucking” I think of throwing. So when you ask how much would a woodchuck can chuck you must think about its strength. A nerdy lazy woodchuck definatly cannot chuck as much wood as the bodybuilder woodchuck.

scho's avatar

omg I hate you so much. You stole my question :((

Bri_L's avatar

@ scamp – Ha, good one

@ Eambos – Ha ha good one to. I am totally picturing a nerdy lazy woodchuck.

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