Have you ever been eaten by aliens in love?

I am feeling quite silly, so I thought I’d share the joy. Here’s your chance. Write any crazy little story you want, so long as being eaten by aliens in love appears somewhere. Or not. If you like someone else’s vision, feel free to add to it. Or not.

Help me! These two aliens in love have put a spell on me. They are forcing me to write this. I think they plan to ea