What does your quick Thank You note to your education look like?

My friend just wrote

“Dear _____,

Five years later, and I still feel unprepared for any work above the basic secretarial level. Bitterly, Me”

and her friend had the following:

“Dear _____ College and US Army,
Thanks for preparing me for the real world without all the student loans.
Love, me”

and I thought, I wonder what my fellow Flutherites would write…

I think I’d put

“Dear NYU,

Thanks for giving me enough freedom to learn outside your classrooms and for showing me what I actually want to be instead of what I thought I should have been,

With Nostalgia, Simone”