The zombie apocalypse is here - how do you defend your home?

Play dead, of course.

The same way I do every day.

I pity the fool (or zombie) that walks on my property without asking first.

Besides, what would be the down side? Becoming a zombie?
They have such a live for today attitude.

Eating my brains? Sounds like they would be doing me a favor.

I’m not worried….I just put my MIL on the front porch with a couple bottles of red wine and even a zombie won’t come within a 100 yards of her!

I don’t try to. I run away from it and the zombies as quick as my chicken feet will carry me.

Two words: bacon!

@wundayatta I’m prepared to believe that bacon is the finest thing on earth but I can’t work out how it can save you from zombies. And what’s the other word?

Me, I think I will use the fuel in my car’s tank – to drive the hell away from there.

Are you trying to tell me that bacon isn’t two words?

You could knock me over with a feather.

Maybe I could stick a brain-feeder across the street.

I don’t. I am a zombie

I don’t. Me & the family….or should that be my family & I, would upsticks & head for them thar hills. Failing that i’d have to twat the little fuckers with me spade.

I’m on the second floor. Those stairs are going away right now. I’m still at risk in the event of fire, but I have a location scouted out in the Cascades where I think I can successfully hide away for a while. I’ll get there by bike, to avoid the noisiness of a car.

I think that I am pretty well prepared.

Who wants to meet up at my place? I’ve got a shrimp party platter in the fridge too, if anyone is interested.

Good marksmanship and plenty of ammo.

wow @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard that’s quite a collection you have there. I’ll be coming over to your place. :-D Put some shrimps on for me too.

Is it possible to zombify a dog? If not, I’ll sic my crazy pup on them. :-)

@downtide I ate it all yesterday :*-(

@Dr_Dredd, in most zombie lore, it is not possible to zombify a dog and zombies also hate dogs. You should be good to go.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Woohoo! Me and the 7-lb feisty bichon frise pup will go out and kick some zombie butt!

@Dr_Dredd, aw, I love those dogs! They are so cute!