Funny things that your SO said (name a few?)

Probably the biggest reason that I love my SO to bits is her crazy/witty sense of humor. That, and her good looks, the fact that she’s a smart, little science nerd, and is creative to boot.

For me, I’m a sucker for a funny lady. No Debbie Downers nor women who take themselves too seriously! I dig the funny, laidback gals!

She gets the funny from her Mama ( a few things that her Mom said when I was in her presence):

(mid convo with my SO, her Mom says to her) “Why are you looking at me as though I have spiders on me?”

(when we were moving furniture around, her Mom said whilst munching on her salad): “Sorry, but, I can’t help you. I donated all of my muscles to the accident victims”

There are many, many more

My SO:

I took a picture of my SO in the morning with crazy bedhead . When I showed her the picture, her response, “Kids, get back in that trailer!”.

My SO and I were at customs (US/Canada), last night. We were talking to the custom officer, and as we were saying goodbye, I said to him (stupidly) “Have a good night…day!” MY SO then turned to me and said (as we were driving away) “that’s when the custom’s officer would say “Stop right there and come with me. You must have something in your ass”.

We were at a kid’s b-day party and after 5 minutes of kids screaming and running around, my SO looked at the adults (including Aunts and Uncles of the b-day kid—people she didn’t know) and said “Who brought the taser?”