Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris OR Jean Claude Van Damme?

The old spice guy would turn them into diamonds.

Nothing can beat Chuck Norris

please, the old spice guy couldn’t take on the Dos Equis dude

Jean Claude Van Damme is all show and no go, but Chuck Norris is no spring chicken anymore. I say it would be a draw.

The only thing Jean Claude Van Damme can kill is his career and marriages. Chuck Norris wins hands down. However…. both together would lose to Dos Equis guy (the most interesting man in the world).

Vin Diesel.

Chuck.

@JilltheTooth if we get to pick people at random, this guy could take them both – at the same time.

Why, yes, @SuperMouse , I believe he could. I stand humbly corrected… :-)

@christos99 LOL! Yes that’s true, he had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like…..

Chuck Norris of course. He was an actual fighter before he was an actor. Van dam never was.

Norris is a different generation. In his day, he was legitimately the best (after Bruce Lee died)

I think Tony Jaa can crush them both and eat them for breakfast.
But for the sake for this question, I’m going with Chuck Norris.

Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris swam on land

Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn; he dares it to grow.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

Van Damme. He always won with a knockout and he only lost once.

Although Chuck Norris‘s active martial arts career may have been longer.

@Cruiser there is no “theory” f evolution.. just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
Once, to show it’s patriotism… the american flag got a tattoo of Chuck Norris.

@aprilsimnel +100 for the Chuck ref. Love that show

What now? Depends on whose got the fastest wheelchair & largest cane.

You have got to be kidding! Why would you ask such a question when everyone knows Chuck can beat anybody.

Why is no one giving van Damme any martial arts credit? Look at his recor5d above.

folks, i’ve been doubting myself of late… i think i made a mistake… we failed to recognize MacGyver!!!! am I off track here or what? so many heroes, which should we choose?

And there’s always David Carradine.

@anartist nah… too dead.

@Dr_C agreed, just threw the name out.

My bet’s on Van Damme—I don’t think people have studied his record. [see link above]

In the real world neither one would amount to much.

@papasan so who would?