What would be some impressive/funny alternative ways to play your opening scene in a western movie?

Oh you know the score. Slowly moving past a startled community on horseback. Your every move scrutinised. Everyone ceases to go about their daily business. Transfixed by the enigmatic stranger thrust into their midst. Enough of this staid & frankly bland folly, throw off the shackles limiting your arrival to a cliche enriched parody. Hell no say I, you deserve much more than that. So, this in mind, exactly what method & by which means would you announce your presence in such a potentially hostile environment?