Useless, ridiculous or wasted slogans - got one in mind?

Sarah Palin for President.

This one has always been one of my favorites:

Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible.

From of the folks at Monsanto. Yes, folks, there’s nothing more life affirming than the toxic crap coming out of our plants every day. I think that one was from the 60s. When men were men and chemicals were chemicals.

@lillycoyote Reminds me of New Zealand’s tourist slogan: Where Men are Men, and sheep are nervous.

pizza pizza… from little Caesars pizza when they no longer give free Pizza’s anymore when you buy one

^ Cute. Cute.

@lillycoyote…...Good one! Brings to mind DuPont’s “Better Living Through Chemistry”. No, wait…...maybe that was Dr. Tim Leary’s slogan.
See ya…...Gary/wtf
PS: Congrat’s on the 10K of richly deserved lurve, @lillycoyote…..sorry I missed the party.

On a sign I saw going north out of Virginia into Maryland… “We’ve Got Crabs”

Zoom-Zoom Mazda
I never quite understood it but I remember it.

Taste them again, for the first time. Kellogg’s Corn Flakes

Not really possible.

@py_sue It was aimed specifcally at the drug-induced community with the munchies. They believe anything is possible.

@WestRiverrat Or Wisconsin’s…Come Smell Our Dairy Air.

@py_sue It is if you develop the brown bottle flu within minutes of eating them.

Nike’s Just Do It. Tiger Woods did and now he’s divorced.

Lemon.

Don Draper hated it at first…

‘Reach Out and Touch Someone’ – AT&T
Does she or doesn’t she – Clairol Shampoo

Plop plop fizz fizz! Oh, what a relief it is!

OK. Good night.

“The best kept secret in television.”—Translation: Nobody is watching.
“Pork. The other white meat.” —WTF?
“Pork. The one you love.”

I always thought that it would’ve been much better if they would’ve just left out the period after Pork in both of these ads.

Volkswagen’s exceedingly insensitive “Driver Needed” advertisement when thousands of people needed work. One of our local dealers actually had to advertise that he did not have any job openings because of the hundreds of out-of-work people pouring into his show room.

‘In a surprised statement’ Meaning, a statement that they were not meant to make.

@YARNLADY Oy.

@Espiritus_Corvus Pork. LMAO! I just got it.

How do you spell relief? R O L A I D S

Millions of kids still don’t know how to spell relief because of that ad.

@zen_ Where men are men and sheep are nervous ??? I’ve never heard that one despite living in New Zealand 50 years, it is a new one on me…

I recently saw an ad for BMW, the slogan at the end was Joy turns vision into reality What utterly pretentious nonsense!

@Espiritus_Corvus Best post evah!
Edit R O L A I D S @ West: No, me and many other kids now spell EVERYTHING that way – it was just that popular.

@Adag No offense – sometimes it’s used for Australia, and any country East of England, and West of Ireland. Oh, and most Arab countries. But NZ got first dibs for touristic reasons.

“Have you driven a Ford lately?”

(Basically admitting they made pieces of shit; they know it, and everyone else knows it.)

“the incredible edible egg” (now with free salmonella!)

Nothing runs like a Deere (John Deere and Company) Yea I bet! Especially during hunting season.
Nothing says Loving like somethin’ in the oven. (Pillsbury) Self explainatory.

“With a name like Smucker’s, it has to be good!”
I think smuckers is good and all, but that name had zero to do with my conclusion.

Kill germs dead for a toilet cleaning product. I hate that saying, it’s silly.

“The more you know, the more you Khol’s” Eh?

Abortion: bringing out your inner child….