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"Baby On Board". What would your rear window sticker say?

Asked by rebbel (28358points) September 1st, 2010

We all know, i think, the stickers/emblems on the back of cars that state that there is a baby on board, or that the driver doesn’t brake for animals or that Jesus loves you.
Suppose you own a car, what would you want your sticker to say?

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marinelife's avatar


gravity's avatar

Watch for slamming of brakes

muppetish's avatar

“Passengers will time-travel if vehicle accelerates beyond 88 miles per hour.”

AmWiser's avatar

Watch for finger…Horn don’t work!

Sarcasm's avatar

“Pass me when you get an opportunity. I don’t drive above the speed limit.”
Hm. That sounds a bit long-winded, I’m not sure people would actually read that.

shego's avatar

Watch out, I do random brake checks

ucme's avatar

Go ahead small dick, pass me!!!

curlyz's avatar

Hot Ass on Board….keep out!

lilikoi's avatar

Right now it says this.

I’d like it to say:

“Jamming on the gas to stomp on the brakes 1 second later in rush hour gridlock hell is inefficient. That’s why my speed is maintained at a constant 10 mph so I never have to brake and do not have to constantly shift gears.”

It’s too long so I’ll go with @ucme‘s .

Austinlad's avatar

Bumper Sticker Hater On Board!

(Why anybody would put a sticker on their car is beyond me. Especially one that preaches religion or politics at the hapless driver behind.)

ucme's avatar

I have to say I fuckin hate those “baby on board” stickers. Yeah like i’m going to be extra careful not to crash into you now!?!?

Seaminglysew's avatar

I don’t suffer from insanity…I enjoy every minute of it!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

My social security number ;)

charliecompany34's avatar

“you really don’t know who i am—do you?”

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Austinlad I put them on there because otherwise, I spend hours trying to find my car every. damn. time. (I have a black sedan, it’s not exactly unique).

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

Right now, I have 5:

SAVE WATER – Shower with a friend!
Prose before hos (picture of Shakespeare above text)
WWVC – Who Would Vader Choke
May The F=MxA Be With You
The Meek – They Want It All (picture of the Earth as a globe)

I want to get the following:
Starfleet Academy (the only one to go in the rear window, clear, just like other university stickers)
I brake for Chupacabras
Cake Or Death (graphic to come later)
I Am An Evil Herbivore. I Eat All The Leaves And Put Berries Where No One Will Find Them. (graphic to come)

srtlhill's avatar

Keep honking I’m reloading

Seek's avatar

If I had another beater car (thankfully, I junked mine) I’d have something like…

Trust those who seek the truth – Doubt those who have found it
If you’re not atheist, you’re not reading the bible properly

And, just for fun, either this reality bites or the Flying Spaghetti Monster

LuckyGuy's avatar

“Fire Extinguishers in Trunk and Under Driver’s Seat.”

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr I do want to get the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I figure almost all the people that get it won’t mind.

rebbel's avatar

My horn sounds horny.

FireMadeFlesh's avatar

I can’t stand stickers on cars, but I’ll play along.

Mine would say You’re not always right; especially not when you disagree with me.

jazmina88's avatar

I had Mean people Suck on my last car

My Mom thought it was sexual.

aprilsimnel's avatar

If you can read this sticker, BACK THE FUCK UP!

janbb's avatar

Bubby on Board

ftp901's avatar

Fully Grown Adult on Board

Austinlad's avatar

Okay @papayalil, I’ll give you a pass. As long as you promise it’s not a fish.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Austinlad I would never have a fish, and not just cuz I’m not a Christian. I think that political bumper stickers are a way of saying “my beliefs are so important to me that I’m ok if you don’t let me into the next lane, ever”. That’s why I also don’t have a Darwin fish. And the cars that are “too pretty” to put a bumper sticker on, but Jesus fish is ok – I don’t get those people.

wundayatta's avatar

Extremely desirable.
I stop for come-ons.

jerv's avatar

I’ll stick with the license plate frame I have:

“Too close for missiles. Switching to guns.”

It just seems to fit with all of the skulls on the car (especially the huge one on the hood).

ratboy's avatar

Baby in trunk.
Dog too.

serafina's avatar

” Stop looking Here Idiot – You’ll fcuking crash”

ZEPHYRA's avatar

I’m a BRILLLLLIANT driver, yes I am!

Seaminglysew's avatar

If you love Jesus Honk,
Text while driving if you want to meet him.

Cruiser's avatar

I brake for Fenders!

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