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What would be a fitting epitaph to your personal life story?

Asked by ucme (46640points) September 6th, 2010

Based on the book by F.P.C Bastard, copyright pending of course. So yeah, question more or less speaks for itself. You may begin, err…....quiet in the cheap seats!! Thank you so much.

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TexasDude's avatar

Here lies Fiddle Bastard
We planted him raw
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

“Not responsible for his own sanity.”

tinyfaery's avatar

She was born and then she lived and then she died.

rebbel's avatar

A rebbel without a spell checker.

Austinlad's avatar

I was dead wrong. There is a heaven!

aprilsimnel's avatar

No epitaph, just a plant a tree for me..

muppetish's avatar


@tinyfaery It seems so unfair I want to cry ;)

ucme's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I’m your Huckleberry!! Is one alternative, just rolls off the tongue.

CMaz's avatar

Full of life,
now full of worms.

harple's avatar

She loved as she lived – to the full. There was no waste, even in death.

KatawaGrey's avatar

Beloved daughter, devoted friend. She saved the world. A lot.


“Always made sense, but rarely understood.”

JilltheTooth's avatar

Here lies Jill.
She didn’t know Jack.

Artistree's avatar

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

I told you I was sick.

Seaminglysew's avatar

Until We meet again
Laugh, Dance, Love

Winters's avatar

His last words were, “Where are the brakes on this thing?”

Berserker's avatar

Pleased be thou to not pisseth on grave. Jerkass.

YARNLADY's avatar

Chi pisa lachike

seazen's avatar

Loving Father to two beautiful kids who realized his every dream.
Loving Husband, Brother, Uncle and Son.
A Soldier and Poet, who preferred the latter.
Organ donor and now fertilizer.

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