Can I wish my jelly friends a Happy New Year and Chag Sameach?

I’ll be with family, welcoming the New Year with apples and honey. Hope you will too. See you “next year” – Wednesday evening, i.e.

P.S. This is a good opportunity for those who aren’t celebrating to ask us questions about it – it’s rather an exotic holiday, if you think about it – I mean, New Years in September??? Apples in Honey? WTF?

Shanah Tovah.