What's the weirdest/funniest Google search suggestion you can find by only starting out with two words?

Here’s a fun thing to do:

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in two common words that begin a sentence
3. Find the weirdest, funniest, or most interesting suggestion that Google gives you

It’s ok to use three or four if you have to… as long as they’re interesting!
Be sure to lurve your favorites!