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Do people fart in Heaven?

Asked by lloydbird (8730points) September 10th, 2010

If not, why not?
If so, what do they smell like?

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marinelife's avatar

Not in mine.

tedibear's avatar

Only if there are 12 year old boys there who need a source of humor.

shpadoinkle_sue's avatar

Yes, that’s how hurricanes are born.

Blackberry's avatar

That force making the wind blow isn’t the coriolis effect or pressure gradients…...

LuckyGuy's avatar

Yes. They form shooting stars.

Arp's avatar

According to Christians™, you have no physical body in heaven, you are merely a soul, or spirit. So, no, I don’t think souls can fart :P

… On second thought, maybe a soul fart is like sinning? Idunno 0_o

lloydbird's avatar

@py_sue….“hurricanes” are from Hell, aren’t they?

@worriedguy They sound more Heavenly.

DarlingRhadamanthus's avatar

I cannot read this question…without imagining Beavis and/or Butthead asking it.

heh heh. heh.heh

heh heh

AmWiser's avatar

Where do you think thunder comes from. Then they turn around and piss on it and it makes lightning strikes…DUH!

cockswain's avatar

With it being heaven and all, I’d imagine people don’t need to eat. But if they have to eat, they have to fart. Farts stink, so there’s no way around that. Since heaven is supposed to be pleasant, I would say people would have to like the smell of farts so they wouldn’t be offensive. So I’d say farts in heaven, if they exist, stink but people like them.

shpadoinkle_sue's avatar

@lloydbird You’d think that, but a fart from hell is when a volcano erupts. Well, maybe that’s explosive diarrhea from hell. :P

Okay, I’m analyzing this way too much.

Ron_C's avatar

If you have no body no. As far as I know, spirits can’t fart.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Well, I will when I get there.

MaryW's avatar

Not smelly in my heaven . We would be in the heaven of a God who gave us free will. So I would be sure to decide not to smell anyone who chose to fart no matter what odor they would choose to fart.

ratboy's avatar

Of course. What’s the point of being in heaven if you can’t fart at will after swilling beer and munching pork rinds all day?

anartist's avatar

if there is a heaven, as far as we know the body is long gone. Much more to the point, can people eat good food, drink beer, and have sex in jeaven? If not, farting and queefing are a non-issue.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Will you post an update when you get there?

truecomedian's avatar

If you believe in heaven then you believe in it’s god and if you believe that much already a fart becomes irrelevant. But farts must be devine then, because there so fucking funny. What a question.

shpadoinkle_sue's avatar

I just love how semantics are playing into this thread.

Trillian's avatar

Really? What do you-and I use the word in its loosest possible sense-think?

truecomedian's avatar

Ok fine then, we all believe in same.

Frenchfry's avatar

Yes They do. It smells like cotton candy.

ucme's avatar

Where angels fear to tread…....pewwwwwww!!

truecomedian's avatar

Do people Fluther in Hell?

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