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What person (whom you've never met) would you marry right now?

Asked by ftp901 (1300points) September 17th, 2010

eg. a celebrity that you have a connection to and think would be a good partner for you.

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CyanoticWasp's avatar

No thanks. I tried that once, and I’m not doing it again.

janbb's avatar

I wouldn’t marry anyone without spending a lot of time with them, but I sure could have some fun messing around with George Clooney.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Realistically? No one. I’m married anyhow.

In the spirit of fun, right this very second? Michael Grimm. Huge crush.

ftp901's avatar

yes, of course, in the spirit of fun. If you could marry anyone, who would you choose?

cockswain's avatar

Do I have to marry them?

troubleinharlem's avatar

Oh, I have a list. Dx

But my top ones are Shaun White, Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart.

or Harry Potter.

You guys, it’s not for real. Let’s say you had a good connection and whatnot, it’s hypothetical. Geez. xD

ftp901's avatar

Well, no, you don’t HAVE to marry them but you have to make a long-term commitment. The point is to commit to something without having all the facts. Sometimes judging a book by its cover works out (like Malcolm Gladwell – Blink).

jaytkay's avatar

Neko Case

Are you reading this Neko Case? I said yes!!

Seaofclouds's avatar

Johnny Depp.

cockswain's avatar

Shakira’s hips don’t lie. I want them.

mrentropy's avatar

That nice lady that won the American Master Chef thing the other day. What’s-her-face. You know.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Celebrity huh? Marriage? Is this with a pre-nup or not?

jaytkay's avatar

Celebrity huh? Marriage? Is this with a pre-nup or not?

Your fantasy, so your choice.

Seek's avatar

I have permission to leave my husband if Viggo Mortensen ever comes calling for me.

He gets Katherine Heigl.

ftp901's avatar

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies well, the celebrity might want a pre-nup but money isn’t a factor in this decision – just someone who’s personality you are attracted to

cockswain's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr I thought for sure you’d say 1970s Shatner.

Seek's avatar

@cockswain I’m a Next Gen baby… I’d take 1980s Jonathan Frakes in a hot second. ^_^

cockswain's avatar

LOL. Once you go Geordi Laforge, you never go back!

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

I’ve heard that Spuds MacKenzie was really a bitch playing a dick. Is that true? To answer this question I’ll need to know… as long as I can have my pre-nup!

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

errr… thad’ be, no pre-nup thank you very much. I’m only init fer the beeeeeerrrr!

Cruiser's avatar

John Candy.

cockswain's avatar

As Del Griffith?

jaytkay's avatar

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies errr… thad’ be, no pre-nup thank you very much. I’m only init fer the beeeeeerrrr!

Do not underestimate the value of your beer. Insist on a pre-nup.

jaytkay's avatar

Neko Case is not responding so I change my answer to Jennifer Aniston,

ChocolateReigns's avatar

@TheOnlyNeffie I was so surprised when he one against Jackie Evancho!! I seriously thought she was the most likely! Not that I liked her. I liked Fighting Gravity. This’ll probably be deleted. But I was surprised to see something about a celebrity that I recognized, so I had to comment.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Rufus Wainwright

aprilsimnel's avatar

James Purefoy. If I were being somewhat more realistic, probably Dylan Moran or James McAvoy.

I think all these guys are taken, though.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@aprilsimnel ohhh yes to James McAvoy. Good call.

TexasDude's avatar

There are a few Flutherites I’d probably marry right now.

iamthemob's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir I know right? And imagine the estate gains – I’d totally inherit the earth under most state laws…

aprilsimnel's avatar

But, @iamthemob, are you meek?

SundayKittens's avatar

Mike Patton. glglglgll.

Master's avatar

Milla Jovovich. Or Kunis. Either one.

TexasDude's avatar

Oh yeah, I’d marry Dita Von Tees also

zenvelo's avatar

I was at an exhibit at the Whitney Museum and next to Natalie Portman. Marry her in a heart beat. And I really do think Jennifer Aniston is a nice person, and hot looking to boot.

MissAusten's avatar

Do I have to pick just one?!

Will Smith. Gerard Butler. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Marriage would be optional. I’d be perfectly happy to make out with any of them.

And Mr. Darcy, of course, if he weren’t a fictional character.

rangerr's avatar

Boba Fett.

IBERnineD's avatar

Daniel Henney easily…yeah definitely Daniel Henney.
:}

YARNLADY's avatar

I have actually met him – David Filo. Of course, we would have to overlook the fact that he is younger than my first son. Probably Bill Gates would make a better fit, age wise.

The only reason my husband didn’t become a Bill Gates is that he decided to get married instead.

delirium's avatar

Nick Baker completely enchants me. If Captain Jack Harkness were real, that would be amazing. Nathan Fillion makes me both laugh and drool at the same time.
I have to second the Dita remark. There are many fewer women for my list. I never realized that.

TexasDude's avatar

@delirium, funny… some of my friends call me “Harkness” because apparently I, according to them, have the same “swag” as he does. It’s a shame I’ve never seen Dr. Who.

delirium's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I don’t think I have a coherent response to that. I’m just going to sit in this corner and swoon for a little while…

CyanoticWasp's avatar

I guess… if I had to choose a real person, I’d marry Tom Brady. And I totally don’t swing that way even one little bit. I’m just sayin’ ...

But if I could marry someone fictional, I’d marry @delirium‘s avatar. In a heartbeat.

delirium's avatar

@CyanoticWasp You just gained a ton of awesome credits!

TexasDude's avatar

@boots, holy god, I love her, even though her role in 500 Days of Summer was so convincing that it almost made me fall out of love with her

kenmc's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Oh yeah, she was despicable in that film. But still… look at her. She looks so innocent. She couldn’t be that evil… Right?

TexasDude's avatar

@boots, I dunno man, I’ve known some really sweet looking girls who turned out to be pure evil

kenmc's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I have a problem when it comes to beauties… I judge a book by it’s cute and distractingly lovely cover.

SundayKittens's avatar

I want to marry her bangs.

CyanoticWasp's avatar

@delirium I’ve been trying for months not to equate you = your avatar. I’m about to give up and either kidnap or marry you. Maybe both.

But I’ve loved Tom Brady for years.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Michelle Kwan. We’re both Asian, we are good in our own sports (she skating, me swimming), and we’re both pretty level-headed with a set of high moral standards.

Plus she’s a cutie. (lol)

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I would marry Robert Shaw.
He is dead.
We will get along great.;)

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille

I thoughhhhhhhhht you didn;t like bobbbbb’s

tragiclikebowie's avatar

There are a couple Jellies I’d marry in a heartbeat (male and female)

@delirium I completely agree about Jack Harkness. Holy hell.

I would also marry John Lennon, and David Bowie (duh).

OreetCocker's avatar

If I had to pick right now, would have to say Christina Hendricks.

rooeytoo's avatar

I don’t want to marry him, a short but torrid affair would suffice, Tommy Lee Jones!

ucme's avatar

This ickle fella! Oh come on, what’s not to love.He has minty fresh breath & best of all…....a great Ass!! :¬)

john65pennington's avatar

The Flying Nun.

delirium's avatar

@CyanoticWasp Well, the similarity between it and myself is why I use it. As long as my snakes can come with me in the kidnapping… What’re you waiting for!

CyanoticWasp's avatar

@delirium I love snakes, so that’s a go. It just seems kind of weird to arrange a kidnapping in public and with the “victim”‘s assistance in making the arrangements.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies -I like Bobs,just not “Psycho Bobs” XD

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

We need to get this message out to others. I’m ordering our bumper stickers now!

”!!! No Psycho Bobs !!!”

that should get our message across to the poor ignorant villagers just fine… well at least its a start

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Although I wouldn’t actually want to marry Tonya Harding, I would love the opportunity to give her a nice spanking and give her a… I mean, every once in a blooooo mooooon.

delirium's avatar

What can I say, @CyanoticWasp, I’m not your average girl.

lonelydragon's avatar

In the spirit of fun, Alan Rickman.

@boots Zooey is a good choice. I am not afraid to admit that I have a woman crush on her.

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