Favourite pickup lines!
i’m going to have a pick up line contest with my friend in a coupld of days, so help me out please c: give me a couple of your favourite pick up lines, preferably funny or perverted and such (;
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“Have we met in a past life?” “No” “Then would you like to meet me for the first time?”
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Sweetie, you look tired. Let me clear you off a place to sit. <wipes off face> ;)
Why don’t we go back to my place and do all the things i’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?
Pick up lines always let you down.
@papayalily I have that effect on people. ;) Just kidding, though that line would probably work on me, too.
Your mother’s a whore. What about you?
The word of the day is “legs”. What do ya say we go back to my place and spread the word?
@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard My favorite pick-up line would then be “Why don’t we go back to my place and do all the things I’m NOT going to tell anyone about?!” (lol——wink)
- If i asked you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one?
- are your parents related? because you look pretty special to me.
- If i told you that you had a beautyful body, erm… i mean, if i you looked up the word hot in the dictionary, sorry, i mean if i could rearrange the alphabet.. erm… ... erm… my cock is hard right now.
Do you like dick?
because I have one of those
I forgot…
…if I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
@MRSHINYSHOES my mother always told me to stay away from the spotted ones. Yikes.
@TheOnlyNeffie You’re wise to stay away from little punks. Them little pricks always get the measles!
“You dropped something”, “You dropped this conversation”.
“I need to report a murder, you beauty is killing me”
“Lets go back to my place and I can slip something into you to make me more comfortable”
@ragingloli In all seriousness, that is probably the most likely to work on me.
Do you wanna have a quicky with me? I promise, you wont even notice it! ;)
“You have such a pretty smile.”
The best line is to say, “hi” while looking terrific and feeling confident.
Does this smell like chloroform?
“Is there an airport nearby? I think my heart just took off.”
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