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Favourite pickup lines!

Asked by hellomynameisagnes (15points) September 17th, 2010

i’m going to have a pick up line contest with my friend in a coupld of days, so help me out please c: give me a couple of your favourite pick up lines, preferably funny or perverted and such (;

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MyNewtBoobs's avatar

“Have we met in a past life?” “No” “Then would you like to meet me for the first time?”

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Sweetie, you look tired. Let me clear you off a place to sit. <wipes off face> ;)

TexasDude's avatar

Why don’t we go back to my place and do all the things i’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@TheOnlyNeffie Wow, I think that last one might work on me…

iamthemob's avatar

Pick up lines always let you down.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@papayalily I have that effect on people. ;) Just kidding, though that line would probably work on me, too.

kenmc's avatar

Your mother’s a whore. What about you?

kenmc's avatar

The word of the day is “legs”. What do ya say we go back to my place and spread the word?


@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard My favorite pick-up line would then be “Why don’t we go back to my place and do all the things I’m NOT going to tell anyone about?!” (lol——wink)

poisonedantidote's avatar

- If i asked you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one?

- are your parents related? because you look pretty special to me.

- If i told you that you had a beautyful body, erm… i mean, if i you looked up the word hot in the dictionary, sorry, i mean if i could rearrange the alphabet.. erm… ... erm… my cock is hard right now.

TexasDude's avatar

Do you like dick?

because I have one of those


@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Be careful my friend, did you know there’s an English dessert called “spotted dick”? Lol! Egads.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

I forgot…

…if I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@MRSHINYSHOES my mother always told me to stay away from the spotted ones. Yikes.


@TheOnlyNeffie You’re wise to stay away from little punks. Them little pricks always get the measles!

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@poisonedantidote Dude, did someone actually say that to you?

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

“You dropped something”, “You dropped this conversation”.

“I need to report a murder, you beauty is killing me”

“Lets go back to my place and I can slip something into you to make me more comfortable”

ragingloli's avatar

“Wanna f*ck?”

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@ragingloli In all seriousness, that is probably the most likely to work on me.

Otto_King's avatar

Do you wanna have a quicky with me? I promise, you wont even notice it! ;)

Austinlad's avatar

“You have such a pretty smile.”

Aster's avatar

The best line is to say, “hi” while looking terrific and feeling confident.

Frankie's avatar

Does this smell like chloroform?

lonelydragon's avatar

“Is there an airport nearby? I think my heart just took off.”

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